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Old 8th Jul 2016, 12:53
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"The ATIS said the new runway was on-stream."
In reality, the pilot was being sold down the river.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 13:21
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"Hoskins, I told you not to try flying under that bridge !"
 
Old 8th Jul 2016, 13:22
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Is this the place where they do the floatplane ratings?
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 13:24
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"Peekaboo!"
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 13:50
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ATIS: Wind: 140/05, Temp: 20, QNH: 1020, Rmks: RWY WET.

edit: Beaten by Jim!
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 13:56
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'Oi, Sir, I think I've landed a Swordfish!'

'Learn your recognition boy, that's a Barracuda".
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 14:19
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"Far Canal!"
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 14:42
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Jesus Sully, would you give it a rest! It's bad enough that they've made a movie let alone you recreating it every god damn time you fly!!!
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 14:45
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Yep ... That's literally going to take gallons of PX-24 to sort this mess out
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 15:19
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Bloggs, they're called "Float Planes" for a reason.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 15:27
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Its not a Fireman you need, mate, you want a Frogman
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 16:37
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"Well, Hoskins, at least you won't need to wash it again this month !"
 
Old 8th Jul 2016, 16:49
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"Where's your Instructor, Hoskins ?"................"Dunno, Sir"..........................

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Old 8th Jul 2016, 17:31
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"I hear what you say, but Red Two understood what I meant when I briefed a stream take-off."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 17:53
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"The British Waterways bloke says we exceeded the speed limit, we're moored on the wrong side of the canal, and we haven't a Waterways Licence. I'm distraught."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 18:12
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"We could say that we had a Flying Fish strike ?"
 
Old 8th Jul 2016, 18:30
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It was then he realised how low the kipper fleets capability had sunk
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 18:46
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At his first attempt at formation flying, Johnny had misunderstood the concept of a stream take-off.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 18:47
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"Clear Land - one under".
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 18:48
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...and then we follow the checklist for a wet start.
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