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Old 4th Jul 2016, 19:11
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Senior ranks finally succeed in preventing the usual running goat ****.
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 00:16
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Due to catering budget cuts, the troops welcome the arrival of the regimental goat stew main ingredient.
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 06:24
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Ramstien last week ... Ramsgate this week ... I don't know if I'm on my foot or hoof
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 08:55
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"Negative, Goat Rider, the platoon is full!"
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 09:06
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It wasn't the greatest of jobs, but it sure beat the old "Say ... what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?" routine.
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 11:30
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Too close for missiles, switching to Goats....
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 12:05
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No sweetheart, I don't know why they're applauding. Your bum doesn't look big in that.
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 12:26
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If the RAF Regiment had to guard the Matterhorn ... Would that make them Rock Goats
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 12:56
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"Philip? Why didn't you bring your glasses? I'm still in the tent! Who have you walked off with?
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 14:51
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Regimental colleagues provided a guard of honour for the Colonel and her new husband.
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Old 5th Jul 2016, 14:54
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"I'm surprised I've any coat left, what with all these chaps cutting a bit off to put in their hats."
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 09:19
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Due to budget cuts, the Guards practice the new Bleating the Retreat parade.
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 09:46
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Ram Thinks ... "If I'm that Ram that keeps butting that Dam ... as per the song ... Then I'm putting in for a transfer to 617 Squadron as their mascot"
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 10:26
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"Stop playing the giddy goat !"
 
Old 6th Jul 2016, 10:34
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"When I've got him by the horn, his heart and mind will follow !"
 
Old 6th Jul 2016, 10:37
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"If you had to butt somebody, why pick the Parade Warrant Officer ? - no wonder the troops are applauding !"

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Old 6th Jul 2016, 10:49
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Watching on while waiting at the reception area, suddenly Camilla didn't feel so bad.
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 12:55
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Last photo before the Horse Guards Mess Cooks misunderstood the OC telling them to "Curry" the Goat.
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 13:53
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You know, I always thought that 'being led up the garden path' was just a figure of speech!
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 13:54
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"Well Sarge, at least you're not alone... there are now two horny old goats with the clap in this photo!"
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