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Old 23rd Jun 2016, 20:39
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"Wills, why do you wear that ridiculous outfit ? You look like a Ruritanian Crown Prince ! Why don't you wear your RAF Uniform ? - look how smart Harry looks in his !
 
Old 23rd Jun 2016, 20:46
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Ohh gawd, here comes Bilbo "Prince Andrew" bloody Baggins, quick, look like you're doing something.
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Old 23rd Jun 2016, 20:50
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So I'd say we need about 60 ft of guttering and those ridge tiles don't look that hot either.
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Old 23rd Jun 2016, 20:52
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"Boys, when I said 'chin up' I was speaking figuratively (sigh)..."
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Old 23rd Jun 2016, 20:55
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Wait... here comes the flypast.......V-O-T-E B-R-E-X-I-T............. It's that bloody Farage again.
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Old 23rd Jun 2016, 21:48
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Our Etiquette Correspondent writes that none of the Royal Family is holding their own hands correctly.
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Old 23rd Jun 2016, 21:57
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"Psst! Wills! Keep looking up till she looks.... then walk away...."
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Old 23rd Jun 2016, 22:48
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Everyone knew that when Prince Philip was coming out onto the balcony, Nut protection was important. What wasn't clear was why Kate felt the need to join in.
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 04:12
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Is that Dave about to jump out of the Window?
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 04:46
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The boys just heard that Kate was "Up the Duff" and really didn't get the reference.
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 04:47
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Kate: Just my luck to marry into a family who love Cos Play.
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 07:38
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Was that David Cameron departing?
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 09:50
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Good, while they're looking up there I can quickly scratch the thatch...
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 10:15
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Is that Dave about to jump out of the Window?
Wow, I guess pigs really do fly!
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 10:16
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Was that David Cameron departing?
To which the other replies "Wow, I guess pigs really do fly!"
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 10:18
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"And then this Cameron chappie said 'Pigs will fly before we ever leave the EU.'
"Well, I have to say, they're holding formation rather well."

Originally Posted by andytug
To which the other replies "Wow, I guess pigs really do fly!"
I didn't see this one before I posted mine, honest!!!
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 10:26
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Kate: (whispering)Oi!...I think their batteries must have packed it in. They've gone into shutdown mode!
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 11:23
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"Cave, chaps - here comes Handy Andy! Listen, don't mention Kazakhstan - I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right."
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"The kitchen window's open, Will. I think that must be where that heap of scrambled egg came from."
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Someone phone Hereford quickly and tell the SAS that this isn't some other middle eastern Embassy
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