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Old 13th Jun 2016, 20:41
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Sorry about congratulations for SASless being late - been away for two days and the lap top did a funny sort of catch-up


Oh, a caption


And you look under here and its not there, then.....
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Old 13th Jun 2016, 20:48
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It was at that very moment that Pte Suggs came up with the idea for the song that would one day become famous - 'Baggy Trousers'.
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Old 13th Jun 2016, 23:20
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"Excuse me, Sarg'nt Major, but if you could ask them all to stand at ease I might stand a chance of polishing the parts which are presently hidden."
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 01:03
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Well, seeing it was your idea to charter the float plane from the last comp, I think it's only fair!
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 01:05
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Um, Hoskins...when I asked you to go down to Boots for me, I meant the Pharmacy...
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 03:50
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Rock Spit Shine Training....complete with the required Red Clay Brick!
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But Sarge, she's 90! How on Earth would she notice?
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 06:19
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So that's why they call it Boot Camp!
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 06:48
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Me and my big mouth!
Last time I try to explain "Windows boot-up time" to that knucklehead....
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 07:58
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When the Duty Sergeant said "you'll shine in this platoon" I thought he meant I'd be at the top!
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 09:17
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You missed a bit.
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 09:19
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"Perfect your on-duty aesthetic with Jimmy Choo's timelessly chic black leather boots. Sure to lend every look a cool-boy edge, we also love them teamed with skinny jeans and a jersey tee."

This regiment clearly takes its commercial associations seriously.

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Old 14th Jun 2016, 12:59
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Hiding the evidence of who put their boot into the political guest of honour.
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 13:35
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Yeah, I know it's pointless but Mr Mugabe seems to get a kick out of it.
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 14:10
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Judging later this evening (my time zone) after I have had a few Pints to assist my thinking.

I need to polish up my judging skills.
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 14:42
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Pvt Blossom was getting tired, but he still had the H Cav hooves to do before he could head for the NAAFI.
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 14:48
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Trust the Army Air Corps to make their FOD Plod a bit more regimented
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 18:48
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Judging.....pre-going down the Pub!


Less Honorable mention is Nutty with his comment about how Buff he thinks the Royal East Kent's are.

Honorable Mention goes to Shy Torque with his Salutary address to the Army..."Aaaah....Soles!".


Honors go to andytug who must have had a challenged relationship with Sergeants while in the Mob with his two contributions the better of which is:

"56...57...58...maybe it wasn't such a great idea to question the RSM's Parentage during Drill!".

Over to you andytug!
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 19:19
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Congratulations, andytug!
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Old 14th Jun 2016, 19:38
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Somebody say Pub ? Well done Andy
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