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In typical fashion someone always gets caught short before the seat belt sign is off
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RyanAir's Lawyers are tasked with finding more loopholes in EU and Aviation legislation
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Gujarat Airlines have the honour to announce their new, upstairs, Bidi lounge which also features flexible seating arrangements (except in peak periods).
Those who book within the next 30 days will be provided with a complimentary ashtray.
Those who book within the next 30 days will be provided with a complimentary ashtray.
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"As trainee tour-guides on the Gujarat Airlines open-top aeroplane, you must remember that a loud voice is almost as important as your language skills - we have British, French and Germans just behind us and there's a Finn at the back."
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"And the in cabin gold class comes equipped with warm showers"
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With its low speed and under powered performance, a fitting airline name was derived from an anagram of The "Jaguar T" bird
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Unusually for an airliner the cabbages were situated half way down the fuselage and not in the cockpit.
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"Yes, the railing is slightly low, but in flight tests it was found to display the clear advantage of keeping the fuselage boundary layer energised above 240 kts."
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What was that about "overhead lockers?"
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"Woohoo! The stewardess just said that if we remove our seat belts we might get sucked off!"
