Caption competition
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... And once you've finished your tea, this afternoon's in-flight entertainment will be a game of "Twister"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twister_(game)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twister_(game)
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Upper Deck? Nah, it's full of chavs and weirdos. Economy is fine.
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"And if you hear the theme from the Thunderbirds, hold on, as your seat will tip backwards and eject you down a chute to the aircraft"
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"Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen. As you can see we've started our approach to Space Station V so please return your trays to the upright position & pass your Zero G Tea to the Cabin crew"
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"Oh, no problem. And what is madam considering doing this evening? Are you free?"
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Time for a new one me thinks! Had a good chuckle over quite a few and so,
In 3rd place we have Danny42C with:
.........and then you woke up - with a barrel of lard on one side and a howling infant on the other !
In 2nd:
DanGerous with:
Steward to Pax, "Yeh her uniform is hideous, but at least she doesn't have to get Blacked up"
In 1st place and this weeks winner:
WeeJeem with:
Yes maam - the orchestra will be striking up shortly, and then Captain Handley shall arrive for the first dance.
Well done WeeJeem, take it away!
PM sent to WeeJeem.
In 3rd place we have Danny42C with:
.........and then you woke up - with a barrel of lard on one side and a howling infant on the other !
In 2nd:
DanGerous with:
Steward to Pax, "Yeh her uniform is hideous, but at least she doesn't have to get Blacked up"
In 1st place and this weeks winner:
WeeJeem with:
Yes maam - the orchestra will be striking up shortly, and then Captain Handley shall arrive for the first dance.
Well done WeeJeem, take it away!
PM sent to WeeJeem.
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I have decided I'm decidedly cr@p at this game!! 
Well done WJ
Well done WJ
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