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Old 24th May 2016, 16:51
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Old 24th May 2016, 20:37
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At the Farnborough Wind Tunnel ...

'Once we have finished serving tea, there will be a countdown from 3 to 1 prior to the fan starting ... We will then step up the airflow to around 650 Kts to determine that the cups and saucers meet EASA inflight safety specifications'
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Old 24th May 2016, 21:13
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Old 24th May 2016, 23:25
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Well they wanted to make the staff unobtrusive, so then someone in wardrobe found some old pictures of warships in dazzle paint and figured that if it could hide a battleship.....
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Old 25th May 2016, 07:11
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Night tube service finally gets go ahead after RMT reach agreement on improved driver's cabin facilities.
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Old 25th May 2016, 07:52
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"I like this quaint upper deck on the 747-100. Let's hope it stays nice & cosy up here"
"Oh don't worry Madam, there'll never be a need to put any more seats up here!"
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Old 25th May 2016, 07:53
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No, there's no access to the main deck. That way, the pilots think it's a Business Jet & we don't have to pay them as much.
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Old 25th May 2016, 08:14
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The negative G trials of the Vulcan bomb-bay proved to be very successful.
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Old 25th May 2016, 08:23
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The New Secret Whitehall Bunker was strictly reserved for the upper echelon of the Civil Service.
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Old 25th May 2016, 09:07
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RAF North Luffenham ...

'Right ... it will be steady climb up to 48,000 feet, then I will countdown from 3 to 1 for a Rapid Decompression ... you may experience a slight popping sensation in your ears ... but if your nose starts to bleed ... stick your hand in the air. Any questions ?'
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Old 25th May 2016, 09:16
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"The photographer's promised to use black and white film, so that readers won't be exposed to the full horror of these outfits..."
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Old 25th May 2016, 10:14
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"Tea or Coffee?"
"Stuff that - a Large G&T, please."
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Old 25th May 2016, 10:19
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The early publicity photographs for Ry*n A*r had proved to be a little misleading....
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Old 25th May 2016, 10:21
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As I was only saying to the AOC the other day ... 'One Lump or Two Sir'
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Old 25th May 2016, 11:57
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Airlines recruit Stepford wives as cabin crew
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Old 25th May 2016, 13:40
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I've an inkling that you're a Fembot my Dear...
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Old 25th May 2016, 14:59
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Yes, maam - the orchestra will be striking up shortly, and then Captain Handley shall arrive for the first dance.
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Old 25th May 2016, 19:43
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First Class being introduced on the Night Tube by Transport for London
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Old 25th May 2016, 20:30
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Planning for HS2 is well advanced today.
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