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Old 25th May 2016, 13:40
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Old 25th May 2016, 14:59
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Yes, maam - the orchestra will be striking up shortly, and then Captain Handley shall arrive for the first dance.
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Old 25th May 2016, 19:43
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Old 25th May 2016, 20:30
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Planning for HS2 is well advanced today.
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Old 25th May 2016, 20:50
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Old 25th May 2016, 20:57
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Old 26th May 2016, 13:22
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It's the new mixed config. The chap in the corner behind me has the economy seat. Please refrain from engaging with him in any way.
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Old 26th May 2016, 21:14
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I wish the photographer would get a move on, I need to go for a pee.
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Old 26th May 2016, 21:18
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Old 26th May 2016, 22:25
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The cabin crew were delighted to learn that "an outside aerial would clear that up"
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Old 27th May 2016, 09:57
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Although French ATC staff are renowned for living in the past, they certainly know how to relax on strike days.
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Old 27th May 2016, 10:16
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Old 27th May 2016, 10:32
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Old 27th May 2016, 10:48
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"Inflight entertainment? My colleague and I will be performing for you just as soon as we've finished serving refreshments."
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Old 27th May 2016, 11:35
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Old 27th May 2016, 11:42
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Old 27th May 2016, 12:16
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Old 27th May 2016, 12:19
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Old 27th May 2016, 13:56
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The Good Old Days !
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Old 27th May 2016, 14:11
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