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Old 13th May 2016, 09:17
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After Algy burst into the mess and breathlessly announced that he'd got his kite stuck in a tree, the other chaps laughed uproariously, and reminded him to let more string out next time.
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Old 13th May 2016, 09:25
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Who moved that f....g tree?
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Old 13th May 2016, 11:09
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Blood covered student: "You see that big f*%king tree over there?"
Steely-eyed Instructor: "Yes"
Student: "I didn't".

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Old 13th May 2016, 11:19
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"Well i've had a leaf through the manual and cannot find anything to cover it.."
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Old 13th May 2016, 11:20
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"Can I log this as airborne?"
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Old 13th May 2016, 11:21
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"Well, we'll put it down in the incident report as a bird strike and keep quiet about it sitting on its nest"
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Old 13th May 2016, 11:43
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The Ron Weasley School Of Flying was having less luck since they sold the Ford Anglia.
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Old 13th May 2016, 12:04
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"This isn't what I expected when you said "Special Branch" would meet us on arrival...."
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Old 13th May 2016, 12:41
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The guy at my last flying school taught me that any landing I could walk away from was a good one. Come to think of it, it was the same guy who suggested I transfer here...
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Old 13th May 2016, 13:04
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"Does that mean I failed my checkride...?"
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Old 13th May 2016, 13:21
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'Well captain, I think we're rooted...'
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Old 13th May 2016, 13:27
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"Say again QFE?"
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Old 13th May 2016, 13:27
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'You sure did stick that landing Hoskins..'
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Old 13th May 2016, 13:37
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"I thought you said *you* had control...
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Old 13th May 2016, 13:54
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Well, I'd say you're well qualified for the A320....

*too soon?
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Old 13th May 2016, 17:05
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"And that, Bloggs, is what you call a deadstick landing!"
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Old 13th May 2016, 17:48
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"During a navigation exercise I mistakenly attempted to land at the wrong airfield, and collided with a tree that's not normally there..."

With thanks to Jasper Carrott
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Old 13th May 2016, 18:46
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BUSHPILOT!!!!
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Old 13th May 2016, 19:01
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"Women pilots!"

"Well you know what they say, a bird in the bush and all that"
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Old 13th May 2016, 19:25
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Scroggins, what part of simulated emergency you didn't understand??
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