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Welcome home, Danny42C ... a much better place to be than a hospital full of sick people 
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"So how did you get that black eye?"
"I just held my rifle like this and let go ....Ouch, there goes the other one!"
"I just held my rifle like this and let go ....Ouch, there goes the other one!"
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"It's a new form of Punishment Drill - you have to stand like this for half an hour, and if you drop the rifle, you have to start all over again !".........."I'd sooner Walk the Ramp"......"So would I !"
"So what did he do ?"......."He went to Archery Class, was distracted by the Instructress, and shot Sgt. Bilko in the you-know-where !"
"So what did he do ?"......."He went to Archery Class, was distracted by the Instructress, and shot Sgt. Bilko in the you-know-where !"
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Thank you, gentlemen. Pencils down, please.
Firstly, thanks to Hempy for contributing the pic.
Thanks also to Bronx for his, um, most interesting photo of Annie the Archer.
A commendable Bronze goes to Wensleydale for his very apt...
"Weapon firing; weapon firing; weapon stops.
No arrow in bow......check quiver."
Traffic_Is_Er_Was and Steve Cox had similar thoughts but Traffic got in first and takes Silver with...
"The use of Native American servicemen as snipers had engendered some unforseen problems."
Gold, however, goes to Danny42C with his simple yet profound assessment of the scene...
"They get like that after they've been here for a while."
Thank you all and - Take it away Danny, please!
Firstly, thanks to Hempy for contributing the pic.
Thanks also to Bronx for his, um, most interesting photo of Annie the Archer.
A commendable Bronze goes to Wensleydale for his very apt...
"Weapon firing; weapon firing; weapon stops.
No arrow in bow......check quiver."
Traffic_Is_Er_Was and Steve Cox had similar thoughts but Traffic got in first and takes Silver with...
"The use of Native American servicemen as snipers had engendered some unforseen problems."
Gold, however, goes to Danny42C with his simple yet profound assessment of the scene...
"They get like that after they've been here for a while."
Thank you all and - Take it away Danny, please!
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Stanwell - a man of rare discernment, clearly - will do my best to be worthy of this great honour - I am in your debt, Sir !
Thanks, Coffman - aw shucks, don't know what to say !
Thanks, Coffman - aw shucks, don't know what to say !
All,
Do your worst with this !
Danny.
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"Look mate, I clearly stated on my eBay ad that I had a bush plane for sale and that there are no refunds on your winning bid."
