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Old 5th May 2016, 06:59
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The remake of Thunderbirds was not quite as expected.
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Old 5th May 2016, 07:29
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"Where's Mainwaring? I'll show him what Wardens and a few boy scouts can make out of Meccano."
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Old 5th May 2016, 08:29
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"Well anyway, it's easier to park than a Challenger 2 !
 
Old 5th May 2016, 08:38
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Apple farmers anti scrumping defence force
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Old 5th May 2016, 08:57
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Originally Posted by WeeJeem
Err, Buster? Post #35298?

........Che?
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Old 5th May 2016, 11:13
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"Why that helmet?"
"It improves aerodynamics, Sir. Plus, it matches with the body paint."
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Old 5th May 2016, 11:21
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Hearing that the naughty pixies were planning a robbery, PC Plod called out the Toytown SWAT team.
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Old 5th May 2016, 11:23
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"Thomas, this will be your tank engine"
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Old 5th May 2016, 11:25
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"And for anti aircraft we reverse the gun"
"Err won't that hit the driver?"
"Only the first round, we will be good with the rest of the magazine"
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Old 5th May 2016, 11:30
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"And it can climb up the wall of a house"........"Why would you want to be on the roof of a house ?"
 
Old 5th May 2016, 11:32
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"And if the enemy appears, I can put my groundsheet over everything as camouflage ! "
 
Old 5th May 2016, 22:10
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"The clutch on this thing is a bit fierce, Sir - sorry about your car !"
 
Old 5th May 2016, 22:48
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Early prototype version of steam-punk Dalek for latest Dr Who series.
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Old 6th May 2016, 09:05
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Crash One was a little slow in reaching the incident.
 
Old 6th May 2016, 11:00
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"You do appreciate, I hope, Hoskins, that in your moonlight car-crushing activities, you must comply with the provisions of the EU "End of Life Vehicle Directive ?"
 
Old 6th May 2016, 11:16
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Its only fault was that it could be seriously disabled with an unflattering remark.
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Old 6th May 2016, 11:44
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"Now if I press this button, something may happen....."
 
Old 6th May 2016, 17:07
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Following their efforts with the DH.2, de Havilland assumed the principle could be applied equally to armoured vehicles.


3 of the 4 man crew were extremely unhappy with Alec Issigonis's contribution to the war effort.
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Old 6th May 2016, 17:17
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All outstanding entries as usual. Results are:

Runner up: Hempy for

The New Zealand 1st Armoured Division reporting for duty SAH!

and the winner is

Stanwell

All due to a typist's error, Sergeant Jones finds himself in command of the Corps' new Armoured Personal Carrier.


Bravo and take it away!!
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