Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Small is beautiful !"

[Danny42C]

"Where do I put the tax disc ?"

[Danny42C]

"What is he going to be when he grows up ?"

[andytug]

"No, you idiots - I said we needed something to deliver the coup de grace, not cut the grass!"

[Wensleydale]

Citing Leicester City winning the Premier League as an example that teamwork and morale are more effective than overall spend, the MOD unveils its latest main battle tank.

[Buster Hyman]

The first Boris Bikes appeared in London from 1936 and....

[Danny42C]

"It's Sir Clive Sinclair's latest idea to replace the C5 !"

[Buster Hyman]

Everyone was confident of the latest weapon against Panzers...except for Hoskins who was driving.

[Wander00]

What do you think I am, a WW1 fighter pilot, drive and fire the gun

[WeeJeem]

"I don't know what effect these will have on the enemy, but by God, they terrify me."

"Quite so, Sir Arthur - it is indeed a Worrier."

[Danny42C]

"Well, if I were in one of those things, I'd look unhappy, too !"

[Wensleydale]

Amidst criticism of "too expensive" and "impossible to overtake", Bernie Ecclestone makes another attempt to rebrand Formula One.

[Danny42C]

"You can take this miniaturisation thing a bit too far!"

[Danny42C]

Hoskins was sorry that the world of aviation had no more use for him.

[WeeJeem]

Whilst deployment of the Army's new ruggedised laptops was going well, it was clear that the mice needed some degree of refinement.

[Danny42C]

"Well, you should have no trouble with the round-out now, Hoskins - you're as square as you could possibly be !"

[Danny42C]

The answer to the White Van Man !

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

...except for Hoskins who was driving.

No, he's the tail gunner!
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"I nicked the exhaust off me bruvver's Impreza!"

[Danny42C]

"Look out for that Traffic Warden !".........."What Traffic Warden ?"..........."Oh, dear !"

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins regretted his smart arse comments about the American half tracks!