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Old 4th May 2016, 09:13
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"I'm having a new drive put in - it tamped-down the hardcore fine ! " - (even better than that elephant we had at Khumbirgram).
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Old 4th May 2016, 09:40
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A quick lick of yellow paint, and Renault would be ready for the new F1 season.
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Old 4th May 2016, 11:20
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Old 4th May 2016, 11:22
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Old 4th May 2016, 11:27
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"What do you mean when using the gun you will have to steer it with your dick?"
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Old 4th May 2016, 11:28
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Old 4th May 2016, 11:33
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"You did say you wanted to try a bit of curb crawling with the chance to shoot off your load"
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Old 4th May 2016, 11:53
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"The all round visibility is fine, but I only have my groundsheet if it rains !"
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Old 4th May 2016, 12:02
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The Mk1 mobility scooter was not a resounding success
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Old 4th May 2016, 13:23
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It doesn't have any indicators.
I disagree, the urine dripping out the side is a clear one!
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Old 4th May 2016, 13:59
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The New Zealand 1st Armoured Division reporting for duty SAH!
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Old 4th May 2016, 14:17
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This was not what he had in mind when the CIO promised he could carry on wearing a flat cap in this mans Army.
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Old 4th May 2016, 14:28
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Bertie maintained a stiff upper lip, hoping all the while that Jeeves would show up soon to save the day.
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Old 4th May 2016, 14:37
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"I used to swear like a trooper, but now my turret's gone."
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Old 4th May 2016, 14:45
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We tie him down in there, seems to help with his turrets syndrome....
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Old 4th May 2016, 14:46
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Britains entry in track & field at the Invictus games....Boom!
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Old 4th May 2016, 14:50
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman View Post
We tie him down in there, seems to help with his turrets syndrome....
Err, Buster? Post #35298?

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Old 4th May 2016, 14:54
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Everyone at the Palace thought the new motability scooter for the DoE would be well received by his Royal Highness
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Old 4th May 2016, 15:02
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Err, Buster? Post #35298?

...or even my post #35258, Weejeem?
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Old 4th May 2016, 15:56
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Private Atkins demonstrates the new tracked Noddy train for the Shoeburyness summer fete.
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