Caption competition

[1859sqn]

Now Dad, about my Christmas presents.....................................

[VitaminGee]

Dad, is it just pilots who can't count from 1 to 3 in the correct sequence?

[brickhistory]

MOD Film Productions announces its first feature length film, "Honey, I shrunk the squaddie"

[ShyTorque]

Out of respect to the victims of the tragic multiple murders by shooting in Virginia, I'm going to refrain from participating in this one.

No disrespect meant to the poster, just an unfortunate coincidence.

[VitaminGee]

No Mummy, it's not called a telescope, it's a Sight Unit Amall Arms Trilux - don't you know anything?

[An Teallach]

Little Elmer is all set for his 1st day at Blacksburg Nursery School.

IGMC

[seekayess]

Are we getting overly-PC and hypersensitive?

An innocent picture, an even more innocent thread for the Pruners!!

Life goes on, guys! As does death!!

Chill!

[Hill Walker]

Agree with you seekayess, the one has nothing to do with the other.

Just can't think of a funny caption at this exact moment...!

[Lafyar Cokov]

I suppose my funny caption based on the Virginia shootings had better not be sent.....

Come on guys - as mil aviators this is how we get through these things...... lighten up.

[c-bert]

What the new recruits lacked in combat effectiveness they more than made up for in air portability.

[oli,_the_original]

If people really strongly object to the picture, which by sad coincidence could be tenuously linked to the recent events in America, I will change it.
I can, however, not see any problems as long as people keep it tasteful

Keep the ideas coming guys, as i'm enjoying having a good laugh over here

[Hill Walker]

Hmmm, seen better quality the last time I was in Toys'R'Us.....

[Tourist]

Cleverly, the designers of the SA80 managed to circumvent the UK's stringent firearms regulations, opening the door to vast increases in sales from Toys-R-Us.

They successfully proved that there was negligible likelihood of rounds ever leaving the barrel under normal operating conditions.

[blogger]

I asked for 'hooters in a magazine' not a 'shooter with a magazine'

[Northern Circuit]

Juniors intelligence is so high he is already learning his four R's:

Reading

Righting

'Rithmatic

Reaction to enemy under fire

[airborne_artist]

The Army welcomes its first new recruit to the re-vamped Junior Leaders scheme.

[Roadster280]

You just don't get, it, do you Dad? All my friends have L85A2's, and you expect me to make do with this L85A1. You just don't love me.

[ShyTorque]

Come on guys - as mil aviators this is how we get through these things...... lighten up.
I don't need to lighten up, thanks; it's just a matter of each to his own conscience. As a father of four, with one offspring now finished uni and another doing his finals, I have my own particular feelings about kids and guns. By all means carry on.

[harrogate]

"Elma Fudd upgraded his weaponry for the 21st century"

"Tommy got the wrong idea when Mummy told him to 'feed the ducks a few rounds'..."

"William Hague's suicide video was inadvertantly posted early"

[opsjockey]

I can't wait until im old enough to go to university, this thing will be great on campus.....