Caption competition

[DirtyProp]

Hey, Roost Air does indeed exist!!

"Chuck, is that you?"

[ShyTorque]

Just imagine the world's worst birdstrike...

[CoffmanStarter]

Proof positive that our Australian friends still call aircraft 'Steam Chickens'

[Buster Hyman]

It was only after he ditched that Col. Sanders had a brainstorm...

[Danny42C]

"If he doesn't look out for that pier up ahead, it'll be a Stop-Cock !"

[Danny42C]

"They've fitted your tail-strake in the wrong place, mate !"

[Danny42C]

"Wotcha, Cock !"

[Danny42C]

"You're late, Hoskins - I said sparrowfart, not cockcrow !"

[Roadster280]

What a fowl-up!

[Wensleydale]

"Magic - we are at State Chicken....request Pigeons over".

[Danny42C]

"Never mind - it's only a c o c k-stride to our Diversion, chaps !"




(I have to do this because sometimes I type "cock", but it puts in "type of dog" instead. It's doing it now. Gremlin attack ? ("c o c k" fools it !)

[c52]

Inventor: "It's inflatable, so of course it floats. Look, I'll just land on this nice flat piece of water."

[Danny42C]

"Hail to thee, blithe Spirit! Bird thou never wert"

[Danny42C]

There was a bit of a flap going on !

[Surplus]

See that red knob? - Don't pullet!
.......
I said Phantom not Bantam.
.......
I say, I say, I say three greens, boy.

[Danny42C]

The cock croweth, but the hen delivereth the goods !

[Danny42C]

"The Eagle has landed"..........(well, the production budget wouldn't run to a real one, so this was the best we could do).

[DirtyProp]

The latest Armée de l'Air interceptor is finally unveiled.

[Buster Hyman]

As he rapidly ran out of altitude, Hoskins realised he was plucked!

[Danny42C]

"Well, I did tell you not to take those old tablets you found at the back of the drawer - you'll be seeing pink elephants next !"