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Old 15th Mar 2016, 10:51
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At Robin Hood Airport, the VTTS staff prepare to parachute their salaries into the secret bank accounts in Switzerland.
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 10:52
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"It would go in the cockpit - the second dickey could carry it on his lap...?"
 
Old 15th Mar 2016, 11:16
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The only retard device fitted to his aircraft Corporal is the Co-Pilot
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 11:23
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"Could we not simply stick it in the intake with the silica gel?, there is tons of room left."
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 11:26
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It has to fit on this aircraft! Look, it even says "XL" on the tail...
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 12:29
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Don't you just love it when someone notices that the Red Cotton has snapped
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 12:35
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Hang on, no wonder it won't fit. This is one of the license-built ones from Volkswagen. There's a bloody engine in here!
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 12:37
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we'd better hurry, the world is starting to tip over.



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Old 15th Mar 2016, 12:48
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These RAF crews are precious aren't they? Can you believe they asked me to make sure the little string was left out for easier retrieval later?
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 12:59
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"Aw, please Corp, please! Tell me the one about the 'f-35' and the 'chute pod' again, pretty pleeeeeease!"
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 13:03
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Chute? No, no...this is the camo netting for project Thunderball that the Divers will use to cover the aircraft when it ditches. Weren't you at the SPECTRE briefing?
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 14:30
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"...but they're still a bit unhappy, see, so then we said, no worries, we'll paint them 'anti-flash white' for you, and that'll save you and your family allowance from all them nasty nucular doobries. So then we're off down the stores, and a couple of sacks of snowcem and a bit of bosh-bosh later, everyone's happy as larry!"

"Oh Corporal, that is naughty!"

"Needed to be done, son, needed to be done. Now, we just need to finish loading the anti-missile pixie-dust for them, and they can be on their sunshine-filled way."
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 15:38
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"Shhhh.. you are never to mention camouflaged chem-trail generator again, for all intents and purposes it is a drag chute."
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 15:42
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This ballistic parachute seems like a good idea, with no ejection seats in the back
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 16:10
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What do you think their chances are tonight at Santa Pod Raceway
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 16:12
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"Live Long and Prosper".
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Old 15th Mar 2016, 16:16
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"Yes Bloggs, standard fit, collapsible beds, pilots for the use of. Standard fit since '43. Originated in India with a pilot called Danny, apparently!"

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Old 15th Mar 2016, 21:34
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Dammit Wensleydale, I'd just made up a couple of Spock jokes myself.
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 01:44
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"Bit of a small galley for all these sarnies though isn't it Corps?"
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 02:42
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