Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

[Danny42C]

"Don't forget his ski pole !"

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, your bum does look big in this

[Buster Hyman]

Are you sure this is the right kind of Chaff they want loaded?

[Buster Hyman]

I don't see how deploying a suit on landing will help them slow down.
You're not paid to know the technical details Hoskins, just do as you're told!

[Danny42C]

"It ain't going to go in, is it Corporal ?"

[Buster Hyman]

Right, these are the last of the TSR2 plans. Get them in before the Labour Party find them.

[andytug]

"It's part of the display, full power takeoff, climb, roll inverted and the bouncy castle drops out and inflates. The kids'll love it!"

[Wensleydale]

If you say "May V-Force be with you" just one more time then I'm going to hit you.

[Buster Hyman]

Pass me the Chute stuffer Hoskins. It's on the platform behind you...don't look at me like that, it's fully MoD approved...

[Danny42C]

"You'll need a shoehorn !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hey Corp. Just near your right foot there. What does "No Ste" mean?

[Wander00]

Not much of a boot for such a big vehicle

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Right, once this picnic rug and hamper is in, we can sign off that the out landing kit is good to gol

[Wensleydale]

The parachute goes here, but there's not much room left for the dog.

[Danny42C]

"Even if we do get it in, we won't be able to close the lid !"

[Danny42C]

"Pity we can't send it "Luggage in Advance", like my Grandad was telling me about the other day"

[Minnie Burner]

Meanwhile, at Boscombe Down, trials continue with the rear crew escape system.

[Danny42C]

"Is its journey really necessary ?"

[Hempy]

'Why can't this lot go up forward Sgt?'

'Webers Corporal, Webers'