Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"I am just going outside and may be some time"......"Who do you think you are - Captain Oates ?"

[Martin the Martian]

As he jumped, Bloggs suddenly realised that this probably wasn't going to be the best way to arrive for his job interview as an inspector for the RSPCA.

[Buster Hyman]

No you idiot! I said Cats always land on their feet!

[Danny42C]

"I told you that it was raining - you didn't have to go outside to check !"



(c52, I think you may have a winner !)

[Danny42C]

Passengers must not alight while the vehicle is in motion.

Penalty 40 Shillings.

By Order.

[Danny42C]

"I don't care if you've decided to End It All - what about poor little me ?"

[Danny42C]

"Even if she has sent you a 'Dear John', you didn't have to do this - there are plenty more fish in the sea !"

[Danny42C]

"It is a far, far, better thing I do than I have ever done"

[Danny42C]

"Who left this bloody door open ?"

[c52]

{ danny42c, thank you - I like your 40/- }

[dazdaz1]

A slightly drastic attempt for flea treatment.

[Danny42C]

"No, Rover, we expect you to die !"

[Buster Hyman]

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to fly!

[SpannerInTheWerks]

'Tandem or Doggy, your choice ...?'

[Danny42C]

"I'll have you know, I've been chucked out of much better kennels than this !"

[Hydromet]

"Never mind, Fido - it's not the fall that hurts, but the bump at the bottom !"

"Actually, boss, you should be worried about the hump on the way down."

[Danny42C]

"That Loadie was right out of order - I only gave him a friendly nip on the bum !"

[Danny42C]

Ryanair's latest clever wheeze to avoid landing charges at intermediate destinations.

[ShyTorque]

"That Loadie was right out of order - I only gave him a friendly nip on the bum !"

"Dog: Well you should have licked his hand like I did!"

[NutLoose]

"We're going to lose this fight"
"Why?"
"You forgot my Winalot"