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Old 10th Mar 2016, 18:50
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"Get out, the pair of you and next time don't come without a poop scoop! "
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 18:54
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"Captain you know how you tried to spoof Stevie Wonder about this really being a greyhound bus? Well, he's just got off and he's taken his dog with him!"
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 18:56
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Shih Tzuuuuuu ....
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 18:56
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The Korean paras trial in theatre fresh rations.
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 20:06
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When the paras got testicle warmers, they expected something more hi-tech
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 20:34
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Nooooo I said take the WAAF.... Ohhh never mind..
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 20:53
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What are you doing with that monkey on your webbing?

S'not a monkey Sir, it's an Alsatian.

Shut up Smithers, I was talking to the dog.
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 20:59
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New trials to increase the IQ of the average para were proving successful.
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 22:08
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"......Heel !....."
 
Old 10th Mar 2016, 22:12
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"I've got the Black Dog on my shoulder !"
 
Old 10th Mar 2016, 22:40
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[Dog] ....."When I signed on, I never knew what I was letting myself in for.....Somebody buy me out....QUICK !"
 
Old 10th Mar 2016, 22:50
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[Dog] ...."When you get home, I hope your mother bites you !"....
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 05:20
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"For Dog's sake, don't let go !"
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 05:27
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"That's the last time I pick up my leash and drop it at your feet ! "
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 05:33
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"Never mind, Rover, there'll be plenty of bones for you when we get down" ..........."Yes, but they'll all be my bones !"
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 05:56
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Fjords, Glaciers, Lakes...but no friggen trees! FFS, this is gonna be ruff!
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 09:14
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FIDO HALO.
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 09:25
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Police are investigating the theft of one of their dogs from the local constabulary kennels. They are following a few leads but hope to make a collar soon.
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 10:04
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Every time we bank left or right, he wants to stick his head out the window well, enough's enough smart arse!
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 10:31
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When he said it was time for the stick to go on green I was expecting a lump of wood!
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