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Old 5th Mar 2016, 22:07
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"Sorry gentlemen, it looks as if ve must tighten our belts. Mine is already at its engineering limit, but the rest of you, get cracking."
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Old 6th Mar 2016, 06:45
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Vot ! No German Cheese Puns

"Look what Adolf is demanding now! Its about time we had the little Austrian Smoked!"
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Old 6th Mar 2016, 06:57
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"............MISS COLUMBIA!!!!!! No wait....."
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Old 6th Mar 2016, 18:12
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..."Is this for publication...?"
 
Old 6th Mar 2016, 18:54
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"....zees is Funf speaking !..."
 
Old 6th Mar 2016, 19:48
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It is a letter from zee Library......

Who had still not returned 50 Shades of Grey.......................... Schmidt.
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Old 6th Mar 2016, 19:50
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Its the PPI people........................ did anybody buy it ?
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Old 6th Mar 2016, 19:52
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Veee have no worries.................. its a letter from a cousin of Napoleon. He has 100 million Reichmarks he wants to sent to us, all we need is to send to him is a $20000 processing fee.
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Old 6th Mar 2016, 20:12
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And the winner is from a fantastic selection

Minnie Burner
With

"...and finally, the weather forecast for Dresden:
Three hundred degrees and cloudy"

2nd place is tied with

622

Damn, it appears you are right...it does say on the invite dark jackets!

And

Penny Washers with

I'll have the jewish artichoke

3rd place

Vzlet

Und so, meine Herren, you are forbidden to mention the diesel abgas Manipulation results for 70 Jahren

Thanks everyone, some fantastic entries, however, sadly I can't let you all win..

So in the spirit of the thread, hard cheese

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Old 6th Mar 2016, 20:25
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Congratulations, Minnie Burner - a cracker !

D.

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Old 6th Mar 2016, 21:00
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Excellent MB
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Old 7th Mar 2016, 10:45
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Thank you, glad it caused a minnie chortle.
A modification of a verbal brief at Dhahran in Jan 91, but originally referring to, of course, Baghdad.
Open house. Please feel free to post a new pic.
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Old 7th Mar 2016, 12:06
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Over to you, 622!
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Old 7th Mar 2016, 12:27
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Ok, Lets try this one!

Minnie Burner, happy to let you judge as the deserving winner, or I will call it when the posts dry up.

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Old 7th Mar 2016, 12:35
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Watch the birdie
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Old 7th Mar 2016, 12:41
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" your lens cap's on......"
" ......so is your safety catch."



(obviously won't win!!)
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Old 7th Mar 2016, 12:41
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7.62mm ... Pahh ! ... My 35mm out trumps you
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Old 7th Mar 2016, 13:07
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Gunner: "Make sure you've got it set to the highest speed setting so you catch the round coming out of the end!"
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Old 7th Mar 2016, 13:16
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"Now work it...work it...yeah, add some anger...that's it...wait...too much anger..."
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Old 7th Mar 2016, 13:17
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So, what was it that made the gun man snap like that?
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