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Old 4th Mar 2016, 03:49
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The Magistrate read out the Riot Act !

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Old 4th Mar 2016, 03:56
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"I had this awful dream - something to do with Nuremberg - what can it mean ?"
 
Old 4th Mar 2016, 04:02
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"Do you think the principle of 'Joint and Several Responsibility' can be applied to us ?"
 
Old 4th Mar 2016, 07:56
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Ve have a list of demands from ze Americans. Colonel Klink, you get your own TV show.
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 08:11
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It continues "Himmler is very similar" and goes on to describe Goebbels but there is no reference to me!
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 10:26
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Gentlemen. The Furher expects that we will meet strong resistance when we enter France........

BWAHAHAHAHAHA'
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 11:15
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"Der Fuhrer has named ze operation, "Sealion", and I am calling ze Luftwaffe's part of the operation, "Dampsquid"...
Udet, you vill go ahead and ensure that you vill get der beach towels on ze sun loungers before ze Britishers have time to react"
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 12:06
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Another letter from that Von Luger at Stalag Luft IIII for yet more Butter !
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 12:51
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Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter
Allegations that the 1942 Eurovision Song Contest was "a bit of a closed shop" may have had some truth to them.
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 12:58
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It says "Do not open until Hitler is in the room"...oh go on, lets take a peek eh?
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"Damn! It says '...and anyone wearing anything white has to get the first round in'... Hugs & Kisses, Adolf"
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...and the next thing I need is a white cat. Yes, a white cat will set this outfit off perfectly. This look is going to be all the rage for decades to come, and I want to get it right.
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 17:34
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I regret to announce a 'Temporary Pause' in Gliding Ops for the Hitler Youth
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 18:14
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So ze British haff voted to stay out off Europe... ve'll soon see about zat!
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Zis dry cleaning bill is not to be paid. Look vot zay haff done to mein best tunic top!
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Old 4th Mar 2016, 19:00
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They cannot do this. They have posted me to the Eastern Front
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The Reich Treasury are insisting upon actuals for the invasion of Poland!
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Anyone else not seeing the pic?
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According to this, the British are considering leaving the Eurozone. Didn't they do that back in '40?
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"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
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