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Good, all these cheese jokes are driving me crackers.
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Cow 1: "I can't believe it's not butter"
Cow 2: "Well, it certainly spreads easily."
*Just for a change from the cheese analogy.
Cow 2: "Well, it certainly spreads easily."
*Just for a change from the cheese analogy.
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JAVELINBOY (your #34169),
Have PM'd Tash, given him till 2359 tonight. If no reply by then will have a go myself, but I make it 153 now and counting. Will choose with a pin, (having first disregarded all cheese jokes !)
Danny.
Have PM'd Tash, given him till 2359 tonight. If no reply by then will have a go myself, but I make it 153 now and counting. Will choose with a pin, (having first disregarded all cheese jokes !)
Danny.
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Apparently the pilot was totally cheesed off with his performance. His name was Red and he came from Leicester. 
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"Are you out yet Bloggs? "
"Yes I'm Brie"
"Yes I'm Brie"
Avoid imitations
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This has definitely rennet's course.....
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A Daniel Come to Judgment.
By virtue of the authority invested in me by no one in particular, I now pronounce as follows: (Roll of Drums)
Honourable mention and third place goes to:
racedo, for: Daisy and Buttercup looked up and said " We jumped over the moon, you can't get over the hedge".
Proxime Accessit:
Wensleydale, for the double barrelled: "Bumps a Daisy!"........"How did you know her name, Bloggs?"
But the Laurel Crown is rightfully placed on the brow of:
Buster for:"Yeah, we got out okay, but I haven't seen the wing walker yet..."
TAKE IT AWAY, BUSTER !
(I might add that I consider my own Captions immeasurably superior to any of the above, but noblesse oblige....)
Danny.
Honourable mention and third place goes to:
racedo, for: Daisy and Buttercup looked up and said " We jumped over the moon, you can't get over the hedge".
Proxime Accessit:
Wensleydale, for the double barrelled: "Bumps a Daisy!"........"How did you know her name, Bloggs?"
But the Laurel Crown is rightfully placed on the brow of:
Buster for:"Yeah, we got out okay, but I haven't seen the wing walker yet..."
TAKE IT AWAY, BUSTER !
(I might add that I consider my own Captions immeasurably superior to any of the above, but noblesse oblige....)
Danny.
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Eeee damn, that result really cheeses me off.....
