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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:45
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"So I said orf with his head and the next thing I knew the bloody fellow had circumcised me"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:48
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"Yeeess, the best part of Charles has definitely dribbled down your leg.."
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:52
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"There is enough spare rug there to pop on ones head"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:54
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"That's not the crown one was talking about"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 15:06
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"...and then, Claire Balding hit it with her riding crop".
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 15:19
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I'm not sure. I think it is the Gaylord Tartan
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 16:13
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Hang on Liz ... that magician chappy showed me how to balance a ball on the edge of this cloth ...

Do stop messing about Filleep ...


Sorry couldn't resist ...
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 16:23
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Oh Philip
It's a Big Mac
Didn't realise your second name was McDonald.
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 16:23
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"That's not what I meant by going the whole 9 yards...."
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 16:23
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Haha Philip....
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 16:31
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Is that a Prince of Wales check?
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 16:33
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Ah.....looks like your caber-tossing days are finally over, dear....
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 16:44
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Philip, do you think we ought to here; well, maybe just a little squeeze






Does One actually have to...touch it?
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 17:09
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You do realize Philip, that you are still subject to Queen's Regulations and Orders.......and THAT can only be described as "blaspheming the Queen"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 17:37
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"Well I think it looks like Jeremy Corbyn".
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 17:42
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"Phillip you've tweed yourself!"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 17:48
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 18:15
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Stand to attention when addressing a senior officer!
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 18:44
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Didn't they tell you at Gordonstoun, if you keep doing that you will go blind.


Crikey, One hears that C...illa's is bigger than that
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 19:01
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"I still can't see it."
"Me neither!"
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