Caption competition

[Hydromet]

Inspired by Danny42C's...

After a session in his Personal Planetarium, the Wing Commander was fairly certain he could find Polaris next time.

I offer
"Very good, Wing Commander. Next time, do you think you could find Uranus?"

[WeeJeem]

Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter

24 HR R/T silence from our man WeeJeem ... As runner up I'll post a pic at 09:00 UK Local if that's OK with everyone.

WeeJeem can judge

Apologies for my non-presence - I've been stuck up an Alp in a blizzard for most of the weekend until this morning bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thanks to CS for posting on my behalf, am happy to do the easy (judging) bit

[cattletruck]

You're looking at the $40 billion Joint Burnt Out Light Bulb Detector. Training thrown in for free.

[Buster Hyman]

Look away from the light Gerry!

[WeeJeem]

...and if you look up and to the right, you'll see Weejeem clinging in terror and abject misery to the side of the mountain.

[Wander00]

No, Wing Commander, it is not like those security systems that make women's clothes disappear

[PingDit]

Astounding new Acme Woodworm Detectors undergo a trials capability study by the military...

[ShyTorque]

"Get me my dreadlocks and piano...then tonight Matthew, I'm going to be....Stevie Wonder"

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins finally got the hang of the new advanced training equipment & stopped offering to put small notes in garters.

[racedo]

Wow, is that our new MPA.

[racedo]

Wow my wife looks like a total Fox on here........................ looks like she has lost 150 pounds.

[racedo]

Virtual Reality..................... where I marry Kate Middleton and become a Squadron Leader.

[ValMORNA]

I see 3 unidentified Flying Saucers to starboard. Does that mean I've passed Alien-Aircraft-Recognition?

[CoffmanStarter]

Yep ... When I leave the mob I'm going to become a Welder !

The Boss has been watching Flashdance again chaps

[Danny42C]

The Wing Commander was appalled when he saw all the events of his past life being displayed in front of his very eyes !

[Roadster280]

Well I'm not surprised you can't see the VR image, Sir. That's my lunchbox.

[NutLoose]

"It's the new Government initiative to counter military cyber crime, that's our new Virtual AirForce Sir."

[NutLoose]

"Yes Sir, that is correct, the Government are now listing all of those VR aircraft on the RAF's current strength in all official figures."

[Surplus]

In my day we just put cups on their head when they fell asleep.

[Stitchbitch]

"..and by reducing the weight of the F-35 helmet, we've alarped the ejection projections.."