Caption competition

[Dan Gerous]

It's no "Ride of the Valkyries", but it scares the sh1t out of me.

[Wensleydale]

Now this is what I call "Serious Jockin'.

[Danny42C]

"We could try boring them to death with the "Archers !"

[WeeJeem]

Battery life continued to be something of an issue for the older models of Remington shaver.

[622]

Typical, 3 months of fighting and we get no where....2 minutes of Prvt Wangs Karaoke routine and they are retreating in droves!

[NutLoose]

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy........ we are ready to release the racing pigeons.....over"

[NutLoose]

"Can't you see the lights, they say wed amber, you should get weddy to move off"

[NutLoose]

And a request on Desert Island discs for Missy Kirchner fwom the boys at Mt Pweasant. it weads, please play the following for the outgoing pwesidenta... the song, Don't cwy for me Argentina by Julie Covington. "

[NutLoose]

"Hello Mr Marcos, we have some music for you, courtesy of the US Army"

[Wensleydale]

"This is ground control to major Tom..."

[CoffmanStarter]

I am an Officer of the 'Leu' ...

The chap on the left has a canny resemblance to Inspector Clouseau in my book

[Wensleydale]

"Hello Happy Campers Dating Agency - I would like to make a complaint about your service!"

[racedo]

Sing it Sam.
Sing it again Sam, for me.
And I will shoot you.
No More "Agadoodoodoo"

[Dan Gerous]

Ooh your getting hotter, you're quite close to us now.

[c52]

If you're auditioning for the pantomime cow, the udders go on the front.

[LurkerBelow]

"Bruce" the prototype combat android is given final verbal orders before starting jungle evaluation exercise...

[HeloSammy]

The bellhop and concierge at the Tannoy Hilton

[Wensleydale]

"Halt! Hands Up! Stand still or I will release my Marine!"

[DirtyProp]

"No, I didn't say - start the raffle - I said - get me a rifle! What am I s'posed to do with only a knife?"

[airborne_artist]

"Christ, I've just worked out we've got more battery life than a T45 destroyer."