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Old 9th Jan 2016, 09:48
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"Bert, I thought you were the instructor? Bert...what are you doing down there, Bert?"
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 09:53
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My watch is this big!
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 10:03
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Wander, indeed
Mrs PN used to deride me when I mentioned hecopleters until a friend of ours also mentioned them.

Wasn't there another one?
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 10:23
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"Very good Scroggins, now start flapping your arms!"
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 11:01
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"It takes a brave man to fly that".


"Not really - if you put your arms up to surrender then it chops your hands off at the wrist".
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 13:45
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Airbrakes out
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 13:49
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Paddy hadn't quite got the hang of the idea that the groundcrew were supposed to marshal HIM in..
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 13:53
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Paddy demonstrates the latest Irish armed helicopter to the Americans.
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 14:01
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"So, this would be your proposal for the newest Army's ground attack chopper??"
"We got a budget of $8,953.47 dollars, what else did you expect?"
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 14:36
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NYPD Officer..... Put your arms up, you bum.
Pilot.... I might find that a bit tricky.
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 18:47
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"Well, how did it handle, Biggles?

"Felt like I was walking a tightrope!"
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 19:03
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The Umpire signalling that Buster has bowled yet another Wide
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 21:15
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Ralph Reader conducts the Boy Scouts massed choir, all together now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYZe6GVa_JI
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 21:45
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Yes it's easy enough to hold my hands out, but there's no way I can hold a quad Hellfire unit in each hand.
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 00:24
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"But the one that got away was this big "
 
Old 10th Jan 2016, 07:36
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You have to hold your hands out to practise for when we carry two squaddies on the wheels!
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 09:56
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"I bought a Jeep."
What?
"I bought a Jeep."
What?
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 11:51
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"It quickly became obvious that, due to the horrendous noise from the two pulse jets, the only viable method of communication was semaphore."
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 12:19
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Fg Off Scroggins finds the downdraft ideal for drying her nail polish
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 12:29
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"It's been a long, hard development, but we're sure prototype 1840 won't crash!"
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