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Old 5th Jan 2016, 12:45
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"I think you were right about the carb icing, Grayson."
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 13:08
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"Fugg is coming, sir."
"What'cha talking about, Bloggs?? Can't ya see it's cavok?"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 13:15
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"Skipper, may I dump those ashes, now?"
"Fuggedaboutit!!"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 13:19
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"No, we are not, N-O-T, NOT going to land so you can go for a paddle."
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 14:16
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All we need now chaps is a humongous lemon slice for the perfect Family size G&T
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 14:26
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No probs Pedro, we should reach the coast of Spain soon.
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 15:15
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"Nav to Skipper...Well i'm f*cked if I can find it on the chart"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 15:20
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"NO no, stand down the QRA fighters, I didn't say ISIS is approaching the East coast, I said Ice is"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 17:24
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We call it a P-8 and the UK Government has just bought ten of them!
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 23:00
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GO AROUND! There's a runway incursion...
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 07:27
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"We should be seeing HMS Nottingham any time now."
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 09:23
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"Plenty of ice down there, skipper."
"Still not enough for my scotch...."
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 09:50
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Can't you go any faster, the iceberg is catching up!!!
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 13:48
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"Carlisle, C-GG, short final to land"
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 14:23
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I tell you, it's true ... If you fly low enough over the penguins, they fall over backwards as they watch you fly over their heads ... here let me show you
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 14:55
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Are you sure that this is Scafell Pike?
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 15:00
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"Fancy a nibble on my penguin?"
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 19:02
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That's no way to dispose of an incontinence pad
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 20:58
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Great! Now we're stuck! Did I, or did I not, tell you that water bombing is pointless in the Arctic?
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Old 6th Jan 2016, 21:47
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