Caption competition

[deefer dog]

I told you that clearing customs through Calais wouldn't be a good idea!

[MReyn24050]

"Stop moaning Hoskins, it's our turn to ride inside going back."

[Danny42C]

"Anyway, it's not the fall which hurts, but the bump at the bottom !"

[Danny42C]

"They said we'd be "riding shotgun" on this trip - so where are the shotguns ?"

[Danny42C]

"You don't need parachutes", they said, "he won't be flying very high !"

[WeeJeem]

"If he sings 'The Wheels On The Bus' again, I'll have him, I swear I will..."

[Danny42C]

"This is playing Hell with my arsethritis !"

[MReyn24050]

The "Tiffy" said "Tighten the nuts on the wheels not tie a couple of nuts on the wheels"

[Wensleydale]

When I volunteered to be a "Wheel for the Day" for charity, I thought that I would be the squadron commander!!

[Danny42C]

"If you've got it", they said, "let the air get to it !"

[treadigraph]

"Every time I come up with a good caption, bloody Coffmanstarter has beaten me to it"

[Danny42C]

"What shall we do if he has a power failure and goes in autorotating at a hell of a lick ?..... I'm too young to die !" :

[Hydromet]

'The MO said my piles wouldn't hurt so much if I sat on a rubber ring.'

[Buster Hyman]

Altitude?
Four feet off the ground.

[Danny42C]

"D'you think they're trying to tell us something ?"........"Yes, it's that bloody aftershave that that popsie of yours bought you for Christmas !"

[Danny42C]

"Well, somebody has to open the doors for them when we get down - can't expect them to do it for themselves !"

[Danny42C]

"It's the airborne version of the Doghouse !"

[Danny42C]

"Right, skipper, we've caught up with Mr. Whippy, take it down, what was the order again - four jumbo cornets with 99s ......who's paying ?"

[Danny42C]

"Take it round again, skipper - I'll swat that damned toy drone next time, see if I don't !"

[Danny42C]

"Canada Goose coming up alongside, Skipper - says his GPI is u/s - can we give him a fix and a heading for Casablanca ?"