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NL - Glad to hear you are OK. Similarly good news this week too, after visit to minor injuries for a foot problem led them to check my heart as well. NHS can be pretty good
One Day Blondi....all this will be yours! (Adolf practicing his pitch to Eva about the French Maid Costume).
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Remember Blondie, when you have them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow
Ok Judge Judy time again.................... ones of note are
Shy Torque
"One day you'll have to be put down, you vicious dog!"
"Don't talk to me like that, or you vill haf no Winalot for dinner tonight!"
Buster
Hitler secretly wanted to meet Al Jolson, but due to rationing, had to settle for Al Satian instead.
and
Stand here on the bow Rose, spread your "arms" wide.....and I know that my heart will go on...
Danny 42 C
"But, mein führer, they say that a certain number of fleas is good for a dog - stops him thinkin' about bein' a dog"
On immature reflection.................. prob better than premature tbh
but twas Buster with this which got the best chuckle.
Stand here on the bow Rose, spread your "arms" wide.....and I know that my heart will go on.
So over to you Buster ..................
Shy Torque
"One day you'll have to be put down, you vicious dog!"
"Don't talk to me like that, or you vill haf no Winalot for dinner tonight!"
Buster
Hitler secretly wanted to meet Al Jolson, but due to rationing, had to settle for Al Satian instead.
and
Stand here on the bow Rose, spread your "arms" wide.....and I know that my heart will go on...
Danny 42 C
"But, mein führer, they say that a certain number of fleas is good for a dog - stops him thinkin' about bein' a dog"
On immature reflection.................. prob better than premature tbh
but twas Buster with this which got the best chuckle.
Stand here on the bow Rose, spread your "arms" wide.....and I know that my heart will go on.
So over to you Buster ..................
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Foiled again ! (gnashes teeth) - but good on yer, Buster ! 
Danny.
.....but, mein Führer , remember Kipling: "...and then you will find you really did care/And have given your heart to a dog to tear.."
Danny.
.....but, mein Führer , remember Kipling: "...and then you will find you really did care/And have given your heart to a dog to tear.."
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If he drags it out a few days, at least Buster will be able to claim one winning competition during 2016 
Well done Buster
Well done Buster
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Well, I've essentially won my own comp!! 
Cheers Racedo.
Just a few days for this one as I'll be 'off Net' later in the week...
Cheers Racedo.Just a few days for this one as I'll be 'off Net' later in the week...
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Another of Hitler's atrocities was the use of conjoined twins as thin ice detectors.
Or:
Soldier, second from stage right:
"Ouch! What silly bu&&er left a mirror on the skating rink?"
Or:
Soldier, second from stage right:
"Ouch! What silly bu&&er left a mirror on the skating rink?"
