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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
"I know it's somewhere officer, it's about 5 inches long, dark colour, and I am sure I dropped it here."
"Hmm, well keep looking Sir, you're not warm yet."
"Hmm, well keep looking Sir, you're not warm yet."
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"Yes, Her Majesty was certainly impressed by the FADEC-controlled P&Ws driving the all-comp MRBs; and naturally the QTR, AVCS, HUMS and EGPWS also featured in the decision.
But what really swung it was these rather natty logos and the pair of ermine dice up front.
And the cash-back offer, of course."
Avoid imitations
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Is this your vehicle, Sir?
Well, actually, no it's er....my mother's..
And does your mother know you're out in it?
Well, er....not exactly!
So, a TWOC'er, eh? Just take a seat in the back of the police car, Sir!
Well, actually, no it's er....my mother's..
And does your mother know you're out in it?
Well, er....not exactly!
So, a TWOC'er, eh? Just take a seat in the back of the police car, Sir!
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"Yes sorry about that, but Charles spotted the shrubs and insisted we landed so he could ask their advice."
I overheard the Boss saying he was going to give me the Boot....and was just checking to what it looked like.
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OK judging time
In 3rd
Buster Hyman with
When I get this baby up to 88mph then I'm going back...Back to the Tudors!
In 2nd
Coffman Starter with
'That's a unique helicopter paint job Sir' ... 'Yep ... It's a Duchy Original'
And 1st
NutLoose with
"Bonding lead for static electricity? errr no, I haven't got one of those, but if it's static electricity you want I could taser you"
Over to you NutLoose
(And in case your wondering, he is actually making a cup of tea for the policewoman)
In 3rd
Buster Hyman with
When I get this baby up to 88mph then I'm going back...Back to the Tudors!
In 2nd
Coffman Starter with
'That's a unique helicopter paint job Sir' ... 'Yep ... It's a Duchy Original'
And 1st
NutLoose with
"Bonding lead for static electricity? errr no, I haven't got one of those, but if it's static electricity you want I could taser you"
Over to you NutLoose
(And in case your wondering, he is actually making a cup of tea for the policewoman)