Caption competition
Remember that old saying about pain: "Just grin and bear it". Well, we do the grinning....
You're lucky it's us, mate. Back in Nelson's day it'd be some old pissed bloke hacking bits off and throwing them over the side!
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"Bad news Sir, it's testicular, my colleague here is just about to shove it up you until they hit."
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Well, as my brother in law is having brain surgey right now, I shall have to link this particular competion to him later, to read when he comes round! Oh, skip the sympathy calls ... he's apparently more concerned over whether he'll be able to enjoy his pre-ordered King Prawns followed by Salmon for dinner 
in fact .... "Don't worry, Sir, we'll keep your dinner warm for when you wake up"
in fact .... "Don't worry, Sir, we'll keep your dinner warm for when you wake up"
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"Yes, sir, that's right, we are going the wrong way - back to Theatre as Sally here has sewn you up with a pair of forceps inside !"
MPN11, if it's a Nuffield Hospital, they'll discharge him before he gets his appetite back to enjoy their haute cuisine ! (costs the Insurers less that way).
Seriously, hope it goes well, D.
MPN11, if it's a Nuffield Hospital, they'll discharge him before he gets his appetite back to enjoy their haute cuisine ! (costs the Insurers less that way).
Seriously, hope it goes well, D.
Sorry Mate....but the Line Entry "Bonus" has naught to do with what you were thinking!
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Good news, if you will excuse the intrusion ... all went well, but too late for his dinner. Next treat is breakfast.
"Full Fry-up, Sir, or just some fruit and a yoghurt?"
"Full Fry-up, Sir, or just some fruit and a yoghurt?"
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"Had a nasty accident, have we, sir? No?"
"Well you're just about to have one!
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"Well you're just about to have one!
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Trust me, I've looked at the instructions on the hospital chart again. The one from the Dr you still owe money to from the poker game. It really does say rectal insertion. But if you like, we will let you bite on this round thing while we do it.
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If Corbyn wins the next election....
"Sorry old chap - the Government insists that all public bodies have their correct quota of minorities including Transsexuals."
"Sorry old chap - the Government insists that all public bodies have their correct quota of minorities including Transsexuals."