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The CD cover for the garage remix of the 1970s comedy classics "The Funky Moped and The Funky Gibbon" featuring Chas 'n' Dave probably wasn't going to sell many copies in its own right.
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The contractor's first attempt of an outsourced Royal Signals' White Helmets display team failed to meet the Service Level Agreement.
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The trial of the new 'brain on a chain' for the RAF Police was outsourced to Somalia due to shortfalls in the budget. Initial results are promising however with the RAF Regiment also interested.
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The power of the Commonwealth Sevicemens' Union is already being felt in the RAF Regt, with each officer being allocated a driver and a staff-bearer. A spokesman for the union refutes the accusation of over-manning.
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De NAV is SAT on de rack. We got de SATNAV 
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The first stage of QinetiQ trials sponsored by the Engineering Branch to prove 'You can teach a monkey to ride a bike, but you can't teach him to fix it'.
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And the winner is.......
All good fun and the usual predictable inter-branch bunfight.
However, I thought these particular currants were notable:
In 3rd place in the trifle:
6Z3 The first Hawk129 rolls out on time on budget and fully compliant.
Running just ahead came , for 2nd servings :
airborne_artist The contractor's first attempt of an outsourced Royal Signals' White Helmets display team failed to meet the Service Level Agreement
However , for my money the full No 1. fruitcake goes to this singular piece of inspiration:
diginagain
Stick? - check.
Monkey? - check.
Trainer? - sorry, flip-flops only.
Congratulations "diginagain" for your inspired efforts.
RETDPI
However, I thought these particular currants were notable:
In 3rd place in the trifle:
6Z3 The first Hawk129 rolls out on time on budget and fully compliant.
Running just ahead came , for 2nd servings :
airborne_artist The contractor's first attempt of an outsourced Royal Signals' White Helmets display team failed to meet the Service Level Agreement
However , for my money the full No 1. fruitcake goes to this singular piece of inspiration:
diginagain
Stick? - check.
Monkey? - check.
Trainer? - sorry, flip-flops only.
Congratulations "diginagain" for your inspired efforts.
RETDPI