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After ignoring global warming and the threat of rising sea levels for years, the government finally had to admit that moving all aircraft to the fenland aerodromes may have been a mistake.
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"G-BSSK, this is Tower, do you want the QFE in milibars, inches or fathoms?"
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"G-BSSK, call the Harbourmaster on Channel 12 for taxy clearance"
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"G-BSSK, call the Harbourmaster on Channel 12 for taxy clearance"
You know, this new dunker has to be the most realistic yet. Now let's see if I can break my record of sucking a STASS empty in 20 seconds...
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' Faced with a decreasing defence budget and the RN/ RAF re-opening the nuclear deterrent debate, Civil Servants in the DPA find a compromise for the Trident replacement program.'
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Apologies for the time taken to judge - not everything has been working as it should!!!!!!
Ok - some excellent captions - all deserve a prize - however the 3-2-1 this time are:
3rd (To the first double act on the CaptionComp): Thud_and_Blunder & 6Z3
"Thud_and_Blunder: You know, this new dunker has to be the most realistic yet. Now let's see if I can break my record of sucking a STASS empty in 20 seconds..."
"6Z3: Get off, that's not the STASS"
Second place: (For speed as well as hilarity):
ShyTorque "Tower - say again QNH?"
But the outstanding winner:
RETDPI "The guys mock me for bringing a Samsonite suitcase with me, but when their Bergens are soaked through and mine is bone-dry inside, they’re begging to put their mobiles and laptops in it. "
Over to you....................
Ok - some excellent captions - all deserve a prize - however the 3-2-1 this time are:
3rd (To the first double act on the CaptionComp): Thud_and_Blunder & 6Z3
"Thud_and_Blunder: You know, this new dunker has to be the most realistic yet. Now let's see if I can break my record of sucking a STASS empty in 20 seconds..."
"6Z3: Get off, that's not the STASS"
Second place: (For speed as well as hilarity):
ShyTorque "Tower - say again QNH?"
But the outstanding winner:
RETDPI "The guys mock me for bringing a Samsonite suitcase with me, but when their Bergens are soaked through and mine is bone-dry inside, they’re begging to put their mobiles and laptops in it. "
Over to you....................
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"Now it's my turn to mock the guys. Since there's no room for my Samsonite suitcase, they'll have to make alternative arrangements for their mobiles and laptops ."
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Harry Staish was pleased to receive his new vehicle, though he under the circumstances he felt riding in the back did not have quite the same air of authority as in his last staff car.