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Old 26th Feb 2007, 04:19
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No, I specifically asked for a dry lease!
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Old 26th Feb 2007, 09:14
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Switch off Sir.......
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Control, switch it off.......
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Washrack Control, SWITCH IT OFF
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Old 26th Feb 2007, 09:30
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After ignoring global warming and the threat of rising sea levels for years, the government finally had to admit that moving all aircraft to the fenland aerodromes may have been a mistake.
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Old 28th Feb 2007, 10:57
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"G-BSSK, this is Tower, do you want the QFE in milibars, inches or fathoms?"

or

"G-BSSK, call the Harbourmaster on Channel 12 for taxy clearance"
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Old 28th Feb 2007, 11:43
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Air Atlantis trial their new "full immersion" simulator....
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Old 2nd Mar 2007, 12:18
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You know, this new dunker has to be the most realistic yet. Now let's see if I can break my record of sucking a STASS empty in 20 seconds...
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Old 2nd Mar 2007, 12:23
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Get off, that's not the STASS
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Old 2nd Mar 2007, 12:29
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6Z3.....

[BTW, what have you got that's shaped like a STASS mouthpiece?]
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Old 2nd Mar 2007, 12:39
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Vit G,

Do you want it in inches, or fathoms?
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Old 2nd Mar 2007, 13:23
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' Faced with a decreasing defence budget and the RN/ RAF re-opening the nuclear deterrent debate, Civil Servants in the DPA find a compromise for the Trident replacement program.'
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Old 7th Mar 2007, 23:14
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Apologies for the time taken to judge - not everything has been working as it should!!!!!!
Ok - some excellent captions - all deserve a prize - however the 3-2-1 this time are:

3rd (To the first double act on the CaptionComp): Thud_and_Blunder & 6Z3
"Thud_and_Blunder: You know, this new dunker has to be the most realistic yet. Now let's see if I can break my record of sucking a STASS empty in 20 seconds..."
"6Z3: Get off, that's not the STASS"

Second place: (For speed as well as hilarity):
ShyTorque "Tower - say again QNH?"

But the outstanding winner:
RETDPI "The guys mock me for bringing a Samsonite suitcase with me, but when their Bergens are soaked through and mine is bone-dry inside, they’re begging to put their mobiles and laptops in it. "
Over to you....................
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 05:37
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This is my first attempt at all this ( and it isn't a quote from the baboon).
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 07:07
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The station bike was broken so she got a lift from the two lineys on their moped.
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 07:38
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Despite complaints from the Fighter Controller community, the "third man in the cockpit" argument did not translate well to motorcycles.
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 07:50
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"Now it's my turn to mock the guys. Since there's no room for my Samsonite suitcase, they'll have to make alternative arrangements for their mobiles and laptops ."
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 08:23
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"No, I did not say I'll pretend to ride it and you go 'baboon, baboon'"

SORRY!!
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 08:35
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Stick? - check.
Monkey? - check.
Trainer? - sorry, flip-flops only.
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 08:35
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JSF receives new 'monkey and organ grinder' upgrade
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 09:26
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Harry Staish was pleased to receive his new vehicle, though he under the circumstances he felt riding in the back did not have quite the same air of authority as in his last staff car.
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Old 9th Mar 2007, 10:11
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Having bent all of their wimmiks, the Short Range Desert Group finally get a Rock-Ape capable transport.
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