Caption competition

[Onceapilot]

"But will the new carriers still have a golden rivet Sir?"

OAP

[Flap Track 6]

Would Stanwell care to judge as the winner from the last round?

[SASless]

The Crew demanded a Beer Ration....so we issued them Budweiser!

[exuw]

Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor, sir.

[not G&S]

[Stanwell]

OK, thanks Flap Track 6.
I can be totally impartial because I couldn't come up with a good one at all.


Judging 2 hours from now.

[Stanwell]

OK gentlemen, pencils down.
Many very good captions for this one makes it hard to pick. Thanks to all.


Righto...
Highly commended goes to Buster Hyman with...
"Ha ha! No Commander Bond, I expect you to die."


A very good second is ShyTorque with...
"What's that, you really believed you could join the navy AND fly jets?"


And, taking the top spot is...
(Drum roll, opens envelope..)
JAVELINBOY with...
"Just shown that Hillier chap the Golden Rivet, sir."


Take it away, JAVELINBOY.

[SASless]

Sounds like someone is going to get shafted!

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played JB 👏👏👏👏👍

[Danny42C]

Congratulations, Javelin Boy !

('Zounds - just too late for my: "Tell it to the Marines !")

D.

[exuw]

Looks like JAVELINBOY has dissa-speared.

Ithangyow

[Stanwell]

He's been PM'd.
I think we'll give it another hour - and if no response, perhaps the runner-up, ShyTorque can take it forward.

[Stanwell]

ShyTorque has been PM'd
Let's see if we get a response reasonably soon, otherwise it's either Buster or 'open house'.

[Buster Hyman]

Javelin boy can judge if he likes

[Exrigger]

Test of first radio controlled, cheap, un-manned aircraft using only a hand controller, succesfully takes off

[Stanwell]

Thanks, Buster.


The Great Yung Fat Wun watches a demonstration of his latest terror weapon... radio-controlled MiG 17s.

(Edit: Oh dear, you beat me to it, Exrigger.)

[Wander00]

So when does it brow up my fat lazy corrupt uncle?

[CoffmanStarter]

Have that Pilot shot ... he got airborne before me

[CoffmanStarter]

Ya ... Roger that Tower 'Breaking Left' and staying low to make it look like an accident

[CoffmanStarter]

The DPRK announce the success of their first flight of the 'Flying Bog Roll'

[CoffmanStarter]

Comrade Wing Po ... are you sure we should be using a jet for crop spraying ... the crops look a little crispy