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Old 21st Oct 2015, 14:24
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"Oh my God!... I think I've just had a negligent discharge!"
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Old 21st Oct 2015, 18:57
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I can do the "Hook and Look" bit but I'm not doing "C*ck" for anyone"!
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Old 21st Oct 2015, 19:06
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DAVID CAMERON announces state visit to Russia.
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Old 21st Oct 2015, 21:48
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And they thought dads army was bad.
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Old 21st Oct 2015, 21:49
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"She don't like it up em Mrs Mainwaring"
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Old 21st Oct 2015, 23:31
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"So then I showed him my gun!"
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Old 22nd Oct 2015, 09:16
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"I started to get suspicious when you said your name was Helga, but the jackboots are a dead giveaway - now stop giggling and drop the gun, Nazi bitch!"
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Old 22nd Oct 2015, 09:20
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Ooooohhh.... I go all weak at the knees when you shout out "Cock it"
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Old 22nd Oct 2015, 13:22
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And then the instructor said 'you hold the gun as firmly as you hold your boyfriend', I lost two teeth with the first shot.
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Old 22nd Oct 2015, 13:38
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Moscow's Guard of Honour hears that they are to prepare for a State Visit by Rodham Clinton.
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Old 22nd Oct 2015, 17:28
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"I'm fed up with this "pig in the middle" - let's play something else !"
 
Old 22nd Oct 2015, 18:40
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Damn good entries, boys!

Judging time by tomorrow evening (maybe sooner), keep'em coming!
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Old 22nd Oct 2015, 19:19
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PMS and AK47's, were ready to take on the world.
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Old 22nd Oct 2015, 20:27
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"Jolly hockey sticks !"
 
Old 23rd Oct 2015, 02:38
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St. Trinian's OTC has a Field Day !
 
Old 23rd Oct 2015, 13:16
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"Just as well we are firing blanks girls"...."just like me 'usband luv"
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Old 23rd Oct 2015, 13:52
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OMG!! My knicker elastic has snapped.
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Old 23rd Oct 2015, 14:57
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So, you thought ve vouldn't recognise you disguised as a voman, meester Bond, but ve are not as dumb as ve look. Ektarina, fetched ze rubber gloves ...
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Old 23rd Oct 2015, 16:41
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dazdaz1

Glad you thought my entry at 32174 was good......
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Old 23rd Oct 2015, 18:10
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Alright boys, judging time now.
(drum rolls, please)

3rd place:
Dan Gerous
PMS and AK47's, we're ready to take on the world.

2nd place:
Exuw
Whoops! Pulled the wrong string.......

The winner:
Buster Hyman
No, they're not battery operated but I can assure you...when an Ak-47 goes off between your legs, you won't care about the risks!

Take it away!

Nutty, you get the honorable mention, and also the coveted price of "Pprunish Perv of the week":
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ Ooooooooohhhh, that's where I left it"

Well done to all of you!
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