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Whilst recoil-less, the rate of fire was very slow, due the time required to change the weapon over from the carcass to the next mule.
Bolivia's early experiments with a Rapid Mass Transit system did not prove particularly fruitful.
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The Donkeys top speed was significantly improved however maintenance down times blew out because the shoes needed replacing every 3 k's.
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It's bound to impress the Americans, Sah.
Look, it makes a lot of noise and seems to talk out of it own ass and it wears khaki. The American voters will just love it.
That'll bring 'em onside next time, Sah. Mebbe not on time, but in the right general direction next time, Sah.
Just haven't yet fitted a stop lever to the buggers, Sah. That still needs a bit of work, Sah.
Look, it makes a lot of noise and seems to talk out of it own ass and it wears khaki. The American voters will just love it.
That'll bring 'em onside next time, Sah. Mebbe not on time, but in the right general direction next time, Sah.
Just haven't yet fitted a stop lever to the buggers, Sah. That still needs a bit of work, Sah.
Donkey - "He may have done weird things to a pig, he sure as hell ain't gonna catch me".
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Donkey - "my cousin used one of these a lot in training, he kept setting his backside alight. You may have heard of him; his name was Red Rump".
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Donkey - "my cousin used one of these a lot in training, he kept setting his backside alight. You may have heard of him; his name was Red Rump".
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The brochure stated that thrust vectoring had come a long way. "All you needed to do was point your Ass in the opposite direction of where you want to go" but this was misinterpreted by the Russians that stole the plans...
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Security issues at trooping the colour sorted...
