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Old 16th Feb 2007, 08:57
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"Psst, i think the bad guys are behind you!!!!
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 08:58
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At last the range targets were looking more realistic.

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When Bloogs heard Bert shout "Behind you" he had the final proof that the RN local ship defence was a pantomine.

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The SA80 was that effective the Russians found all they needed for body armour was a piece of paper.
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 10:25
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During the ships tour, rumour soon reached the Soviet delegation that the basin in 2 Juliet Heads had its own plug.
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 10:31
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"Look, Ivan. What a rare sight, a British officer who nearly knows how to wear a beret properly."
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 10:33
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(In a strong Russian accent) "Ha ha, Ivan, watch this"


Little did he realise that the nice Russian chap had replaced the round with a little red flag with bang written on it
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 12:10
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The Royal Navy still can't get their heads around the Russians being our friends.



Tony Blair is spotted on one of her majesty's ships.



The MOD strongly deny that the new ROE does not even allow you to point your weapon at the enemy.
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 12:36
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease Number 1, never mind the marksmanship principles, can't I just turn around and show that closet commie what we do with officers who don't wear their hats properly like we does (innit) !!!
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 12:39
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"Now then Simpson, make sure you pick off that big fat Wren..... these guys haven't eaten in days"
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 12:41
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"Look, lad. I know the Chief said you couldn't hit the water if you fell out of a boat, but this is ruddy ridiculous."
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 12:55
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Caption Contest

Look Comrades.

Vilst ze first does ze shooting ze other vun is taking his vollet.
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 12:59
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The RN's remake of the opening scene of "Star Wars" seemed a bit lacking.....
 
Old 16th Feb 2007, 13:26
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"Sliding Doors" - The Action Man director's cut.......
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 13:52
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"Oh come on Smiffy, you've had your 50 pence worth of time with the toy gun. Can't you see there's a queue behind us?"
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 14:26
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Hey, sailor! Ze barn door is off to ze right!

or,

"I'll give him "Who ate all ze pies?"

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Old 16th Feb 2007, 14:47
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Boris: What are you hunting for comrade?

Sailor: Some bloke called Red October, have you seen him?
 
Old 16th Feb 2007, 15:18
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Following round after round of defence cuts, for the Russians at least, Op Rebecca became a mere formality.
ASSAULT RIFLES = 1. CHECK.
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 15:40
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Well Boss, they've got orange armbands so they're orange forces so I reckon fire at will, what do the Marshalls behind say?
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 18:32
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Now, this is how to get rid of the Tzar none of that 1917 attitude here, 'wait for it he's about to finish the speech on the flight deck any second now!'
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Old 16th Feb 2007, 22:59
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Not quite sure what the nationality is - so to cover all eventualities.......

"When I said I want everyone rushin' round the deck with guns........."

or


"The matelots had the Pole dancers on board and weren't going to let anyone take them away"

or

"This all seems a little ridiculous sir - but anyway.... Safety Catch - "Czech", Repeat Lever - "Czech", Magazine - "Czech"................
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Old 17th Feb 2007, 08:33
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"Gentlemen, Your information packs include a list of old Navy phrases which I will explain. Phrase one: Bugger's Grips.."
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