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Old 17th Sep 2015, 19:06
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When I said 'last one on the beach is a sissy' ... Note that was spelt BEACH
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 20:49
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Right, now undo the access panel and look in the sight glass to check the oil level. If it's too low, fill her up and then hopefully the oil warning light will go out.
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Old 17th Sep 2015, 21:21
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Students at the James Ward School of Engineering undertaking their final exam.
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 04:00
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Achmed, hold on, we are still over Hungary..
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 05:55
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"Mind the Doors !"
 
Old 18th Sep 2015, 06:02
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"One man went to mow.................."
 
Old 18th Sep 2015, 06:04
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"Well, we couldn't get tickets, but you can get a fine view of Twickers from up here".
 
Old 18th Sep 2015, 06:48
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Nope. The key's not under the engine...
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 14:23
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No, you idiot, I said 'Keep hold of the STROP'
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 15:10
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"Pilot says, he doesn't care how scared you are, so either let go now, or he'll go back and land wheels up!"
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 15:14
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Don't know about you mate ... but I'm logging this as P12 in my F414
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 16:21
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"Captain, we have a Klingon on the Port Side".
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 17:15
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I know all the tickets for Duxford have gone, but this still won't get us in
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 17:42
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Right, you're next, Hoskins - and put a bit more effort into swinging that prop.. OK?
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Old 18th Sep 2015, 19:53
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BA forced to admit that they do overbook the seat allocation.
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 00:34
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What,....... You want to know where Bloggins is? ...... Well that Sh*it hit the fan !
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 01:01
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"They "bumped us off" - but we climbed on anyway !"
 
Old 19th Sep 2015, 01:27
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Damm, OK I owe you twenty..........I never believed Joe was crazy enough to actually do it !
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 01:39
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"This is pure exhibitionism, Hoskins !"
 
Old 19th Sep 2015, 01:47
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There's always one !
 


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