Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"I do not know the effect these troops will have on the enemy, but by Gad they frighten me !"

[PingDit]

"Sarge! Help!... My braces have snapped again!"

[Wensleydale]

This photo seems to be a slow burner, and so I'll judge tomorrow.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Is that a douche and a half?
No, it's a Dodge
I wasn't asking about the truck.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hey fellas, what do we do if the enemy is in front of us?

[Danny42C]

"There a' was, hangin' on me skyhooks "

[Danny42C]

"They gave me a suspended sentence !"

[Buster Hyman]

I came in like a wrecking ball....

[Wensleydale]

Very few entries arrived for this one, so I'll judge it now. Shame that there were no nods to the new top gear with Chris Evans' first challenge to build a vehicle to keep Clarkson away. (Or even the F1 judges commenting on the legality of the new front and rear spoilers on Jenson Button's McLaren, hastily designed to stop other cars from overtaking).


However, I will declare victory to Coff with his tribute to Dad's Army:




"Enemy aircraft overhead three rounds rapid fire" ... Open 2,3 ... Out 2,3 ... Bang 2,3, Bang 2,3 Bang 2,3 ... In 2,3 ... Close 2,3

Thanks for those entries that did come in - I will try to find a better photo should I be fortunate enough to win in the future.

[Buster Hyman]

'Twas a good photo Wensley. It just happens that sometimes people aren't on or just plain busy.

[CoffmanStarter]

Many thanks Wensley ... It was a good pic

Here you go chaps ... hopefully plenty of scope for some creativity



Image Credit : IWM

[Arm out the window]

"Bally chap on the other end had the nerve to ask me if I'd bothered turning it off and on again!"

[Buster Hyman]

"Is that for real?"
"No Ginger, there's just two Reals"

[Wander00]

No, Sir, I don't think these computer thingies will ever catch on either

[Wensleydale]

Dashed annoying what! Our one decision of the year and we don't have enough stars here to authorise the new £2m Logo for Training Management.

[Wensleydale]

Meanwhile, at the Manning Office.....


"According to the PVR tote, we are the lowest ranking officers left in the RAF".

[NutLoose]

"We got it from a Space 1999 prop sale, it does sod all, but it impresses the hell out of the Yanks"

[NutLoose]

"It's to generate Lottery numbers, we needed to find someway of boosting the budget"

[NutLoose]

"Ever since we got it all I ever get on this damn phone line is Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch*ding *ding*ding whiiiirrrrrr shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !"

[NutLoose]

"It's supposed to generate forward planning"
Good God man, do you mean this is to replace the decision dice?"