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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 11:07
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"It's to generate Lottery numbers, we needed to find someway of boosting the budget"
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 11:14
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"Ever since we got it all I ever get on this damn phone line is Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch*ding *ding*ding whiiiirrrrrr shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !"
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 11:17
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"It's supposed to generate forward planning"
Good God man, do you mean this is to replace the decision dice?"
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 11:25
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"Its my chuff chart with days to do, when it reaches zero it bangs me out through the hatch in my ceiling
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 11:39
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How long does it take to cook a Compo Sausage?
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 11:42
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The red button sends the command to instantly launch all the V-Force with no recall while the green button orders the Mess to send me up a cup of tea.........or was it the other way round.
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 11:52
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I saw something similar in Ed Strakers office...it's called a calculator!
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 11:59
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To be honest, I preferred the plotting table with its bending over WAAFs!
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 12:30
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We're calling it...the TURDIS!
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 13:13
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I've told you before Group Captain ... This is an Air Ranks Only Launderette
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 13:18
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"Yes, it's the future, they're calling it Decca Tans, BAe have miniaturised it for us, though we are having problems installing it and the moving map display you see behind you in the cockpits, but BAe assure use they can modify our cockpits to fit it in"
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 13:22
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The Officers Mess Christmas Draw is going to be a bit more high tech this year
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 13:23
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Run this pass me again, your saying the chicken korma will be fully heated in 2.5 mins?
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 13:26
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Right, now planning for this retirement do for several "stars", we start with all of us in the cockpit of the Dakota, that should work OK, then at the Dining Out, everyone will have a little styrofoam Tucano to fly
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 14:23
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It's all they'll let us have from the TSR 2...
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 14:34
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Pontius has shown his 'class' in replying to the CapComp, chaps.

Computer says 'no!'.
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 14:39
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"No, Sir -- air cadet gliding is still paused and the AEFs are all stood down".
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 15:12
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 15:24
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No, Sir, the big number is the number of volunteer gliding instructors who have quit since I stopped Air Cadet gliding and the even bigger number is the number of cadets who have left. The small number is the amount of money saved.........
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 16:30
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Because we've outsourced all our support functions to Babcock, nobody here has the foggiest idea how to switch it on. I've got them on the phone, but it just says I'm number two in the queue.
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