Caption competition
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"Sgt... charge that man on the right, improperly dressed, he's crossed his braces"
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A misprint in the DV security questionnaire was supposed to ask the referees if they had seen any photographic evidence of the subject being encumbered by a mistress.
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"Ok Madam, do you recognise the two men you saw running away from the bedding store on the night of the robbery?"
"Ohhh that's easy, the two on the right, i'd know the back of a mans head anywhere Sgt Fitemup"
"Ohhh that's easy, the two on the right, i'd know the back of a mans head anywhere Sgt Fitemup"
Results for this round:
Honourable mentions:
DirtyProp
"Join the Bomb Squad, they said....
You'll get the best gear, they said...."
Nutty
And you four have been selected as pull throughs for cleaning the 16 inchers... (a line about making 14 inch men fit 16 inch guns was formulating within when I read yours)
And the winner (cos I had a good snigger at the puttee reference) is
CoffmanStarter with
Right men ... The Army Backroom Boys have come up with a solution to 'gippy tummy' when we deploy to the Middle East ... The mattress attenuates the blast whilst the puttees are to stop your boots getting dirty
Well done gents, all quality entries.
Take it away Coff.
Honourable mentions:
DirtyProp
"Join the Bomb Squad, they said....
You'll get the best gear, they said...."
Nutty
And you four have been selected as pull throughs for cleaning the 16 inchers... (a line about making 14 inch men fit 16 inch guns was formulating within when I read yours)
And the winner (cos I had a good snigger at the puttee reference) is
CoffmanStarter with
Right men ... The Army Backroom Boys have come up with a solution to 'gippy tummy' when we deploy to the Middle East ... The mattress attenuates the blast whilst the puttees are to stop your boots getting dirty
Well done gents, all quality entries.
Take it away Coff.
I actually felt sorry for these guys....."photos to show my grandkids of my time in the navy.....me at the helm of a battlecruiser...no.....me hoisting the battle ensign...no...me at the Spithead Review...no....me in a toilet wearing a mattress...."
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Many thanks Traffic ... you are clearly on the same wavelength 
Here we go then ...
Image Credit : As Shown
I reckon this is going to be fun
A bit of context ... the Sh1te Hawk is Zephyr and is the Army Air Corps Mascot ...
Usual high standards of innuendo, double entendre and comical reference to body parts etc ...
Coff.
Here we go then ...
Image Credit : As Shown
I reckon this is going to be fun
A bit of context ... the Sh1te Hawk is Zephyr and is the Army Air Corps Mascot ...
Usual high standards of innuendo, double entendre and comical reference to body parts etc ...
Coff.