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[622]

Swiss Army!

[Buster Hyman]

Bite the knife, I'm going in dry!!!

[Wensleydale]

A rumour is circulating that in order to save time and money, the "Couth and Culture" element of Officer Training at Cranwell has been withdrawn from the syllabus.

[Wander00]

Defence cuts result in a reduced size kukri for Ghurkha troops

[Wensleydale]

Some of the applicants for the MOD's Drug Testing Team had misunderstood the posts' terms of reference.

[Hempy]

Looking sharp, soldier!

[CoffmanStarter]

Things start to get a bit ugly at Trent Bridge

[CoffmanStarter]

A touching picture from Wensleydale's Photo Album showing the more ripe/mature members of his family ...

Roquefort, Danablu, Cabrales and Gorgonzola

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Excellent camo.....you can barely see those six guys against that background.

[dazdaz1]

We don't need no chopsticks!!!! Common guys lets hit the sushi bar.

[CoffmanStarter]

Only Marines exfoliate

[Danny42C]

The Night of the Long Knives - Kinshasha style ?

[Kiltrash]

Even at 4 to 1 there is no point taking a knife to a gun fight

Call that a knife? credit Crocodile Dundee

[Wensleydale]

It seemed like a good idea during the stag night, but the guard of honour at Coff's wedding had not been briefed on how to greet the bride's mother.

[Hempy]

It's not a knife, it's a Maori toothpick.

[Buster Hyman]

Cap Com regulars just found out about 'Coff's wedding' and realised they hadn't been invited!

[ShyTorque]

My mother in law in one of her better moods.....

[Arm out the window]

[Arm out the window]

Sure, they may look tough, but real men wouldn't wear punching gloves.

[Wensleydale]

An attempt to psyche out the Jamaicans by the Cuban 4 x 100m relay team prior to the 2016 Olympics is being investigated by the IOC who expressed doubt about the legality of their batons.