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Old 5th Aug 2015, 13:44
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No Miss Fotherington - I said "Hold my CALLS"!!!
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 14:18
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"...but....while you're down there"



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" you wouldn't let it lie!"
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Until that moment, Matilda had not seen the Group Captain's warmer side.
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 14:28
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The AEOps' nose ran and his feet smelled: Matilda suddenly realised that he was upside down.
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 14:31
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In the Stn med centre, Gordon received the worse possible news. Having had unprotected sex in the back of a three tonner, he discovered that he was now HGV positive.
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 14:50
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Buster soon learnt the term "hop to it" in Australia meant a sexual encounter with a kangaroo
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 14:56
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When it was announced today's mission would involve dropping retards, Buster made himself scarce
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 15:02
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"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion" ...

Col Samuel Flagg US Military Intelligence, CIA, CIC, CID ...
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 15:28
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Am I missing something? Second bottle of Blue Nun, where is the caption?
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 15:33
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It's the pre caption contest contest while we await a picture, see if your caption matches the image. Just for fun
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 15:50
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Blue Nun ... You can get that treated now
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 16:06
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You lot scare me sometimes!

Here you go then!




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Old 5th Aug 2015, 16:34
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Oohh fork, I put the blade the sharp side inwards.
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 16:38
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Ok, WRAF ID photo one taken....... Next..
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 16:57
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 17:00
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Circumcision Gangnam Style
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 17:08
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Conversation at Airport Security ...

"We like doing the Times crossword puzzle on long haul flights ... However my colleagues and I need to sharpen our pencils from time to time"
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 17:11
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"We are not alone ... They've landed" ...
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 17:26
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Bit late on the round out there Bloggs....
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Old 5th Aug 2015, 17:45
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- "Of course I meant to do that !"

or the ever popular

- "Broad Sword calling Danny Boy"
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