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Old 21st Jul 2015, 19:52
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Ok kitty, tell us where is the tunnel or the sausage get's it.
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 19:54
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When I told you to set up a sausage-and-pussy party, I meant.....oh, forget it.
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 21:09
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A little late with the sauerkraut there Hoskins!
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 23:46
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Do you think it will taste like chicken?
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 03:25
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Zee British prisoners assure us zis is Gibsons pet. Now ve haff a bargaining chip!
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 04:32
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Little pussy, huge sausage...zis is going to end painfully.
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 06:50
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When Comedies Meet!...


"Ve can hide the sausage containing picture of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies by Van Clomp in Frau Slocome's pussy"!
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 10:10
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Don't pop it you idiot! I haven't made the balloon dog yet!
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 14:35
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"Gott in Himmel, those worming pills are powerful".
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 15:45
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"A scratching post for me ! Thanks, chaps ! Put it up so's I can go to work on it right away"

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"When I broke through, Dad scoffed the lot!"
 
Old 22nd Jul 2015, 15:47
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Buster...That's not gentleman conduct...... my post #30820/your post #30821
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 16:26
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Oh, they're both funny!
Let it lie!
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 17:59
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery !

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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 18:26
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A small kitten, a rather large sausage ... all we need now are six gallons of custard, a pair of fisherman's yellow waders, a handful of zip-ties and a oneway ticket to Margate ... and we are ready to initiate Pilot Officer Scroggs on to the Squadron
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 18:40
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"Well, I know a cat may look at a queen, but I don't like the look of that thing !"
 
Old 22nd Jul 2015, 18:43
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"That thing is positively cat-atonic !"
 
Old 22nd Jul 2015, 19:14
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For a Fox3 'kill' we normally give him a Banana ... You'll only spoil him if you give him a 'fulffy' little animal and an artisanal salami
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 21:05
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"I asked you to bring a Dachshund so I could do my positively hilarious pun, 'Here's a sausage, dog!', but you dumbkopfs screwed up as usual. When we get off stage I'm going to shove this somewhere you're not going to like!"
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 21:36
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Variation on a theme Daz. Besides, first in gets the chocolates.
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 21:40
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Before and after shot of the ration pack.
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