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Old 24th Jun 2015, 12:04
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There, there, Bloggs, it wasn't as bad as that. Admittedly you frightened the life out of the Staish when we shot past his window inverted and you really didn't need to break the main wheels off on the runway caravan like you did, but they'll be talking about your flight through that hangar on PPRuNe for years to come. Don't listen to any rubbish about it being photoshopped.
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Old 24th Jun 2015, 13:13
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We're down. You can open your eyes now.
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Old 24th Jun 2015, 13:29
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Sir ... I'm confused ... I thought V1 stood for the speed beyond which the takeoff can no longer be safely aborted ... so when you shouted "Did you see that f***ing V1" ... what on earth were you talking about when we were at 20,000 feet
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Old 24th Jun 2015, 14:55
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What I was trying to tell you was that the Doodlebug is stuck to the wing!
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Old 24th Jun 2015, 14:59
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"You see, Hoskins, that it doesn't quite handle like an Oxford !"
 
Old 25th Jun 2015, 18:13
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(Wot no entries for over 24 hrs ! Judgment, please ! - one last shot)

"Sir, your language is quite intemperate ! My mater would have sent me to wash my mouth out with soap and water !"
 
Old 25th Jun 2015, 18:39
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Sir, if I understand you correctly these engines go Suck - Squeeze - Bang - Blow-

Mother told me any officer offering me any of these words at Cranfield I was to run to the press
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Old 25th Jun 2015, 18:51
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"Well, it wasn't my fault I shut down the live engine, Sir - you had me all of a fluster !"
 
Old 25th Jun 2015, 19:17
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Well this one exceeded my expectations with both quantity and quality of the entries,


In order third place goes to

Cazalet33

When we reach cruise altitude, Hoskins, I'll tap you on the shoulder like this and I want you to show me an emergency stop..

Equal 2nd place is

Wenslydale

"Sorry son - that seat is mine. Air cadet passengers have to sit in the back".

Traffic is er was

What the....!! Jesus Christ! When did they put another seat in the back??


But the winner is

Hempy

'excuse me Sir, but there are MiGs in our 6 o'clock..

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Sorry Danny, no prize this time

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Old 25th Jun 2015, 19:29
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Well played Hempy
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Old 25th Jun 2015, 20:06
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Ah, well Better luck next time !

Good man, Hempy !

(Posthumous one on stocks, "I couldn't make out what the nice GCA lady was saying, Sir, with you shouting at me like that !")

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Old 25th Jun 2015, 23:25
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Good job!
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 05:30
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Ooooh! Thanks Nutty! Now to find a pic..

How about..

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Old 26th Jun 2015, 06:44
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"Mmmmmm, a F100 short wheelbase truck"
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 07:15
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I like pilots because they resemble my 1,000lb bombs. A big bang and retarded!
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 07:44
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I say that 'Mae West' looks a bit non-standard what what ...
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 08:53
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"I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfir.... awww sh*t that's gonna stain........."
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 08:56
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I'm an armourer....but don't tell my Mum! She thinks that I'm working in a brothel in Vegas.
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 09:10
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Sure we are going to remake "Dr Strangelove", but sexier


(OK, shows my age a bit.......)
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 10:27
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Ordnance, What ordnance, there's ordnance in that photo, where?

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