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Old 14th Jun 2015, 08:26
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"...and then we park it in the Mall in case of bad weather".
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 08:27
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"Its not what I had in mind when I put "Rotary" on my dream sheet".
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 08:29
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Royal Ikea Air Force.

No pilotage skills required.
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 08:52
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Welcome to 10 Squadron. You've had your excitement now..
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 08:56
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You go left.... I'll go right
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 09:19
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Nutty old chap ... I'd move on to the red pills as clearly the blue ones aren't working anymore
Buster tells me the blue ones are for putting lead in your joystick.
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 09:50
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Buster tells me the blue ones are for putting lead in your joystick.
Indeed, and one day Nutty, with the wonders of modern medicine, you may get one!
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 10:36
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Ever since the commanding officer spotted this amusement ride on the side of the road, all Typhoon pilots are now to go through the forward canard familiarisation program.
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 15:07
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Sorry for the delay ... Now Judging ... G&T in hand

Buster ... Don't worry old chap ... Nutty has a bespoke prescription of Blue Pill

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Old 14th Jun 2015, 15:35
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Some very creative entries here Gentlemen, well done all

Here are my Top 3 ...

3rd Place

Originally Posted by AOTW
This is the life, strapped into the trusty steed, going at the speed of heat, hair on fire ... er, forget that last one.
2nd Place

Originally Posted by TIEW
Royal Ikea Air Force.
1st Place

Originally Posted by F3WMB
With a nod to history and a touch of modern realism, it's been named the Missing Link Trainer.
Over to you Fox 3

Best Coff.

PS. Danny ... With your heritage I has half expecting something along the lines of ... 'There's a bit of a flap on chaps'
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:03
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Very kind of you, Coff.

A chance for ppruners to exercise their darker sense of humour, or indeed brighter sense (depending on whether one wishes to be metaphorical or literal) on this one.

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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:06
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Gone Fission


The old ones are the best ...
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:09
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Shiitake that's a big cloud
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:11
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"Ooh! Aah! AAGH!"
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:14
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The aftereffect of Nutty taking a certain Blue Pill
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:30
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"Now that's what they call ring sting"
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:35
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ISIS? What ISIS?
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:35
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jwcook, well spotted, Sir! They were not (but might just as well have been) And I like your witty version of our mutual friend Hoskins' "Roundout!"

Fox3WheresMyBanana, congratulations to a worthy winner ! - and my heartfelt sympathy to the also-rans.

(Fox3, did we ever hear about that banana? I hazard a guess that it might have been part of a flight ration pilfered by some person or persons unknown (or worse, known!). Please tell).

Coffman Starter: Damnation ! What an open goal for me ! Must be getting old ! Will go and sulk in a corner with my Horlicks. Thought of trying those blue things, but might be fatal.

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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:56
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All I did was buy her a new ironing board cover for her anniversary present....
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Old 14th Jun 2015, 16:59
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During the runway refurbishment work at Waddington, perhaps the JCB driver shouldn't have tried moving that buried metal object after all.......
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