Caption competition

[dazdaz1]

It's safer than going to Alton Towers

[Wensleydale]

"So how do I get it to eat the Seedcorn?"

[Wensleydale]

St Ives Council comes up with the solution to those seagulls that steal the tourists' pasties.

[Tashengurt]

"Dagga Dagga Dagga!"

[Buster Hyman]

The BBC was somewhat disappointed by the quality of Top Gear host applicants.

[Kiltrash]

Pilot Buster............ Weapons release confirmed, closing rectal opening
Target Nutty........... Oh Sh1te

[CoffmanStarter]

The RAFAT begin their conversion to the new Hawkphoon

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Do you fly your Red Arrow like that!?"

"Actually, it's all been done by remote control since 1978, but for God's sake don't tell anyone"

[morton]

So, right hand, cows get bigger – or smaller. Left hand go faster - or slower. Why is the sky turning green? What’s going on? I want my Mum!

p.s. Anyone hanging back to be the 30,000th post on page 1500?

[FODPlod]

Missing man formation mystery solved!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Smoke on go !

[Big Pistons Forever]

The Red Arrows were less than impressed with their new mount...

[Wander00]

What a let down, from the world's premier aerobatic team to a fairground ride


WOW - and 30,000th post on the Caption Comp too.

[Danny42C]

"They're sending us boys now !"

[Cows getting bigger]

When I grow up I want to be a pilot.

[Wander00]

CGB - Chorus from the cheap seats "Well, make your mind up!"

[Danny42C]

"Aileron trim needs looking at, Flight !"

[Danny42C]

"They don't pay me enough for this - think I'll PVR !"

[Arm out the window]

"This is the life, strapped into the trusty steed, going at the speed of heat, hair on fire ... er, forget that last one."

[Buster Hyman]

Oh, so you thought that being a drone Pilot was a desk job did you?