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Old 18th May 2015, 17:53
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You can come out now Comrade Miliband
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:55
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"We've rented it out for the next series of I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"

"But Comrade, the lift mechanisms are no longer serviceable. They will never get out"

"Exactly"
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:56
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So who drained the swimming pool on Tracy Island then
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:59
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I say Igor that T90 is a F'ing big tank
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Old 18th May 2015, 18:29
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Even with the satellite dish pointing down, I still cannot pick up Neighbours on Aus TV.
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Old 18th May 2015, 19:27
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"Oh my God, they found Tom"
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Old 18th May 2015, 19:27
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Bloody hell if that's the size of the manhole covers here the sewers must have to clear an awful lot of sh1t. PH.
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Old 18th May 2015, 19:42
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"the worlds first bombproof sundial you say"........"we are in Siberia you mong, THERE IS NO SUN"!!!!!
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Old 18th May 2015, 19:48
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Yup, we send them down here and they come up in the Crimea
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Old 18th May 2015, 20:07
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"Посмотрите , золотая рыбка!"

"Look, goldfish!"
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Old 18th May 2015, 22:40
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Old 18th May 2015, 22:53
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"These old R-36's are perfectly safe. Look, I'll drop my pen...."


The last words of Boris Nowhereneergudunov, and an estimated 80,000 others in a 30km radius.
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Old 18th May 2015, 23:02
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"See, I told you I saw something fly out of here last night"
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Old 18th May 2015, 23:05
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"And if you lean over here 5 minutes a day, you'll get a wicked suntan just like mine."
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Old 19th May 2015, 00:22
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What Putin wants, Putin gets. In this case it is the worlds largest outdoor urinal.
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Old 19th May 2015, 00:49
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"Come away comrade. You know once the fuse is lit, you should never return.."

P1
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Old 19th May 2015, 03:18
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The Tupperware Lady said this will keep food fresh for Generations!
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Old 19th May 2015, 03:19
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Down here is our Ukraine strategy should the West interfere...
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Old 19th May 2015, 03:21
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Putin wants to show North Korea how we do executions!
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Old 19th May 2015, 03:23
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Oh crap! Putins wife's gonna go Ballistic when she see's he's left the lid up again!
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