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"Selfie sticks banned by Wimbledon bosses"
If another 'orible little man tells me selfie sticks are not be allowed at the tournament because of 'nuisance value'. I'll use it to interfere with his enjoyment.
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"So what do you think, my name in lights, Orville and Joe Swo... or Joe Swo and Orville?
Mind you he's gonna have to get his hair cut and woe betide anyone in the audience slouching and not having clean shoes....I'll 'ave em!"
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So there he was, he 'ad his 'and right up the back of this duck like this, Orville I think 'is name was and I said "F*ck a duck" and the bloody duck only spoke back to me and said 'e wasn't being f*cked, but 'e was being fisted"
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"You might look a little bit like Kylie Minogue but you can't be her - she's only this big!"
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Should've gone to Specsavers ShyTorque!!
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Make up?... Naaaaa... I add that in photoshop.
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Well done, even if you did copy my original idea several posts back 