Caption competition

[O-P]

"Wow" said the blunty. "You aircrew really do sit at the sharp end"

[Fantome]

oi fired me arras into the hair
they fell to hearth
i know not where

[Fantome]

can't find where the pilot's gone
reckon he'd be all of a quiver tho'

ok ok so it's Mr Fletcher's Piper . .. .. just don't expect him to see the joke, alright
and he is not the man to draw a longbow with either

[Arm out the window]

"And now to really illustrate the concept of aerodynamic force properly, we simply remove all these little arrows and replace them all with one big f*@#-off arrow which we will call the 'total reaction'. Any questions?"

[Fantome]

Who's this does come upon our field to pry out our intent?
He comes six hundred years too soon I'll wager
Archers loose your darts that he may n'ere again
seek to sorely vex with warps of time

[cattletruck]

Well it used to work about a million years ago.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Nothing a good comb out and speed tape won't fix.

[Haraka]

" So, Mr.Milliband, how did your airborne tour of the SNP heartlands pan out?"

[CoffmanStarter]

^^^ ^^^

[Danny42C]

"It's a safety feature - when your whiskers start twitching, it means you've forgotten your wheels !"

[CoffmanStarter]

Bloggs ... What were you doing in the cockpit to require that many Static Discharge Wicks

[Danny42C]

"Short back 'n sides, please"

[Wensleydale]

Riveting!lllll

[Danny42C]

"Am I urtin' you, lad ?"...."No, Sergeant"...."Well, I bl##dy well should be - I'm standin' on yer 'air !"

[DirtyProp]

Are you sure these new vortex generators are attached to the right side...?

[Danny42C]

"Do they hurt very much ?"....."......"Only when I sit down !"

[Budar]

"Well sir, How was your flight?"

"Arrowing!"

[Danny42C]

"And now you see, Bloggs, why you should never fly over a Danger Area !"

[Steve the Pirate]

Can you think of anything that might have caused the fuel leak, sir?

STP

[Buster Hyman]

When did they start building these under licence in Greece?