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[NutLoose]

And as you see ve have cured ze problem of leaves on ze lines.

[Danny42C]

"It seemed such a Good Idea at the Time !"

[vulcanised]

We can park it in Liverpool and nobody steals the tyres.

[Danny42C]

"I'm having trouble finding Insurance, Comrade Putin !"

[Buster Hyman]

The original pitch for Das Boot, Dat Boos, didn't thrill the Studio bosses....

[DirtyProp]

Traffic? What traffic?

[Danny42C]

"It seemed such a Good Idea at the Time !"

[DirtyProp]

How to take "Roller Coaster" to the next level!

[Wensleydale]

The Russian military reveals its plan for the invasion of Blackpool.

[Danny42C]

"Well, I can see the advantages, but I'd rather you tried it first, Hoski !"

[dazdaz1]

Blackpool council are proud to introduce a new customer experience on the Big Dipper.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

UK Government unveils the HS2 track and rolling stock for the Wigan extension.

[Danny42C]

"It's cheaper than building a road or a railway, and you can keep it up above the snow, but I can foresee problems in the future !"

[ValMORNA]

Government propaganda video of the proposed new HS(High-Stilts)2 road to 'Somewhere in the North'.

[Danny42C]

"The Final Solution to Urban Congestion: a dedicated Bus Lane above every city street (what could go wrong ?)"

[DirtyProp]

The all-new MagLev didn't exactly turn out as expected.

[Danny42C]

"What possessed Comrade Driver Falloff, that he should try a handbrake turn ?"

[Wensleydale]

Bernie Eccleston was not impressed by the latest proposed changes in F1 regulations.

[cattletruck]

So why does it still have a steering wheel?

[Hempy]

and springleaf suspension!