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Old 10th Apr 2015, 17:15
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Government denies HS2 is suffering from under funding.
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 17:52
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"I don't think this ski-jump idea will work too well without wings, Tovarich !"
 
Old 10th Apr 2015, 17:54
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Da, zer is a slope on ze bridge.
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 20:14
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Boris had misinterpreted his instructions to set up a training course for MT drivers.
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 21:53
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Army procurement sure is a Roller coaster ride!
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 21:54
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Yeah, it doesn't look like much, but when it hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious ****!
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 21:58
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We see no practical use for it either Glorious Leader, but we do know it will drive the Imperial Dogs nuts trying to figure out what it's for!
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 21:59
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Ahh, we found Putin...
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 22:19
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Coffman, thanks for that. It looked alright last night when I posted it.
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 22:28
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Maybe Disney World Moscow didn't have quite the same wow factor as the others, but the enhanced numbers of screaming kids per rollercoaster ride looked set to make it a nice earner all the same.
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Old 10th Apr 2015, 22:31
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Hmmm, is that a Tupoloff ?
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Old 11th Apr 2015, 00:01
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Hall was determined that the new Top Gear presenters wouldn't go off the rails, however, the new circuit was causing the Stig some problems, to say nothing of the 'reasonably priced truck' segment.
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Old 11th Apr 2015, 03:47
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But comrade, you did ask for an off-road vehicle..
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Old 11th Apr 2015, 05:42
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As an aside, it's good to see that no matter how arcane the experiment, or dangerous the task, the driver will still have his elbow out the window.
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Old 11th Apr 2015, 06:28
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The high wire act at the Moscow State Circus this year is much more ambitious than previously.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

I've heard of 'Bird on a Wire' but this is ridiculous!
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Old 11th Apr 2015, 07:59
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It's a station wagon!
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Old 11th Apr 2015, 07:59
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They're training wheels!
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Old 11th Apr 2015, 08:01
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"Choo choo!"
"Shut up Hoskins!"
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Old 11th Apr 2015, 08:14
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In Soviet Russia, train catches you
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Teething problems were found when electrifying the line, it killed the driver.
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